ellierose988
Silver Member
Hi guys. Thought it might be nice to have a Joke thread... post your favourite jokes and we can all have a nice laugh!
Here's one of mine:
So, there's this bloke in a pub, having a pint, chilling out. Then he notices a commotion outside. He takes a peek out the window, and sees a grouse coming out of a limo.
The grouse exits the limo to wild applause, out of nowhere comes a red carpet and the grouse walks along it. Paparazzi take its picture, people ask for autographs. The man is amazed, and amused.
The grouse enters the bar. People look up, amazed, and a few more go to ask for autographs.
The grouse takes a seat next to the man at the bar. He orders a whisky. The man is highly amused by this point, and can't resist saying to the grouse:
"Did you know there's a whisky named after you?!"
The grouse looks at his drink, then the man, then says: "Really? There's a whisky called Eric?"
Here's one of mine:
So, there's this bloke in a pub, having a pint, chilling out. Then he notices a commotion outside. He takes a peek out the window, and sees a grouse coming out of a limo.
The grouse exits the limo to wild applause, out of nowhere comes a red carpet and the grouse walks along it. Paparazzi take its picture, people ask for autographs. The man is amazed, and amused.
The grouse enters the bar. People look up, amazed, and a few more go to ask for autographs.
The grouse takes a seat next to the man at the bar. He orders a whisky. The man is highly amused by this point, and can't resist saying to the grouse:
"Did you know there's a whisky named after you?!"
The grouse looks at his drink, then the man, then says: "Really? There's a whisky called Eric?"