Just for a laugh

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    On the phone, so can't find the thread, sorry!

    Paddy is burned to death in a fire. His body is taken to the morgue, but is unidentifiable. His two best friends Sean and seamus are asked to id him.
    Sean goes in first and the sheet is pulled back. He looks at Paddy's face and says "oh god, he's badly burnt. Turn him over." the mortician turns the body over and Sean exclaims "thank God, that's not Paddy." The mortician is a bit surprised, but says nothing.
    Next in is Seamus. The mortician shows him Paddy's face and he also says how badly burned it is, in an awful state. He too asks him to turn him over. The mortician does so and Seamus gives a sigh of relief, saying "that's not Paddy." The mortician asks him how he knows. Seamus says "We just do. We're his best friends in the world, we went everywhere together." the mortician pushes him, desperate to find out why they don't think this is Paddy.
    "Well", says Seamus, "paddy had 2 assholes". "pardon???!!!" shrieks the mortician. "yeah, it's well known", says Seamus, "everywhere we went, people always said here's paddy with the two assholes" ....!!!!
     
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