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Love Sauce ok?

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emmapetty

Going for Goal!
#2
ha ha ha ha - is this a joke? Do you seriously think that flavoured condoms and cum have calories...? please, this has to be a joke!
 
#6
:eek::8855:
Seriously, that is the funniest question i have read on the CD forum.
I really don't know the answers to your questions but thanks for cheering me up.


You're brave for even wanting to swallow the man stuff!
 

Guru

Silver Member
#7
Facts for the day (found on google though so don't sue me if they're wrong ;) )

Some of the contents of semen include: ascorbic asic, waster, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vitamin B12, zinc
* A tablespoon of semen is about 25 calories
* Kiwi, celery, and watermelon makes the semen lighter tasting, where beer and coffee drinks are said to have bitter-tasting ejaculate; fish gives it a buttery taste
* The protein content is roughly that a of a large egg
 

emmapetty

Going for Goal!
#8
:eek::8855:
Seriously, that is the funniest question i have read on the CD forum.
I really don't know the answers to your questions but thanks for cheering me up.


You're brave for even wanting to swallow the man stuff!
I agree! I'd rather cheat with something tasty! :p
 

emmapetty

Going for Goal!
#9
Facts for the day (found on google though so don't sue me if they're wrong ;) )

Some of the contents of semen include: ascorbic asic, waster, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vitamin B12, zinc
* A tablespoon of semen is about 25 calories
* Kiwi, celery, and watermelon makes the semen lighter tasting, where beer and coffee drinks are said to have bitter-tasting ejaculate; fish gives it a buttery taste
* The protein content is roughly that a of a large egg
I feel sick
 

Guru

Silver Member
#11
This last fact made me giggle...


  • The average volume of ejaculate is around a half-teaspoon.
  • A load of ejaculate contains 40 million to 600 million sperm.
  • Ejaculate does not have a significant amount of calories. You'd have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a "death by chocolate" dessert.
 

KD

Gone fishing
#12
You'd be surprised how often this question comes up :D

My standard reply :D

Yes, it is okay on CD...if needs must (their words not mine:D)

It's low in calories. Under 10 I'm told.
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Also contains:
Water - fab....makes a change from drinking out of sports bottle
Vitamin C - enough vit and minerals in the packs....do not need to add any more.
Citric acid - bad citric. :eek:
Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
Zinc - supposedly reduces cravings for sweeties!:cool:
Prostaglandins - prosta what? :confused:

Sorry...don't know about the flavoured condoms. I would think that would be okay as long as you don't swallow it :cool:

Hope that helps :)
 
#13
Haha this is brilliant! Ok so I need to make sure I work off the additional 25 cals and keep him off the coffee lol!!! Whooop! XXX
 

emmapetty

Going for Goal!
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You could feed him kiwi and celery sticks before hand!!! ha ha haI'm seriously shocked at calories - but 10 aint bad I guess - evenso, been there, done that (even a second time) never again! Rather you that me danielpartyuk!!!! Hugs x x x
 

Laura Croft

Happily maintaining
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Lol KD thats so funny!:8855:
Ejaculate does not have a significant amount of calories. You'd have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a "death by chocolate" dessert.
Think I will stick to the chocolate cake
 


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