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S: 12st6lb C: 12st4lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 29.5 Loss: 0st2lb(1.15%)
#1
I took my daughter to a dental clinic for nervous patients where she had to have gas. As she's coming round, I'm still a bit traumatised but amde conversation

Me: I remember being gassed when I was young
Nurse: I'd never even seen one of these macines until I came to this country
Me: Where are you from then?
Nurse: Germany
Me: Don't they gas children in Germany then?
Whole room: SILENT!!!!!!

Oh My God!!!!!!!
 
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Smirky

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S: 17st7lb C: 17st7lb G: 12st7lb BMI: 39.5 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#2
I took my daughter to a dental clinic for nervous patients where she had to have gas. As she's coming round, I'm still a bit traumatised but amde conversation

Me: I remember being gassed when I was young
Nurse: I'd never even seen one of these macines until I came to this country
Me: Where are you from then?
Nurse: Germany
Me: Don't they gas children in Germany then?
Whole room: SILENT!!!!!!

Oh My God!!!!!!!
PMSL oh god that's made my day and i've had a REALLY bad day haha thankyou! :D
 
S: 11st11lb C: 10st7lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 25.2 Loss: 1st4lb(10.91%)
#3
Oh dear is it wrong to laugh at that
 
S: 15st5lb C: 14st3lb G: 10st5lb BMI: 32.1 Loss: 1st2lb(7.44%)
#4
:8855:
 
S: 12st6lb C: 12st4lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 29.5 Loss: 0st2lb(1.15%)
#6
Everyone I have told has piddled themselves. I've woken up in cold sweats! In my defence I had taken very strong painkillers that day, and was not 100% with it, and felt really sick. But still!!
 
S: 15st11lb C: 15st4lb G: 11st11lb BMI: 39.1 Loss: 0st7lb(3.17%)
#7
oh hon i think that is a very very funny foot in mouth moment :)
 

Loser85

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S: 23st10lb C: 17st0lb G: 12st0lb BMI: 39.6 Loss: 6st10lb(28.31%)
#8
Ha, this has made my night! Shouldnt have but its a perfect comedy moment! More importantly what was the reply?!
 
S: 92kg C: 61kg G: 55kg BMI: 24.4 Loss: 31kg(33.68%)
#9
:8855: dies laughing :8855:
 
S: 12st6lb C: 12st4lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 29.5 Loss: 0st2lb(1.15%)
#10
The reply, after what seemed like a decade of silence was to talk about how they are just stricter with children and they just ahve to get on with it. SHe talked about the apprenticeship there being horrible, as she often ahd to hold children down. Then she looked at me and said, 'you have to eb careful what you say sometimes don't you?'. I just sort of stammered err yes, err you do, err don't you. I ahve since found out she is one of the Mums of the 6th formers I work with. So might end up meeting ehr again. Nightmare!!!!
 

Loser85

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S: 23st10lb C: 17st0lb G: 12st0lb BMI: 39.6 Loss: 6st10lb(28.31%)
#11
lol, if you do she might actually see the funny side this time. tell her you meant no harm, was a genuine foot in mouth incident!
 
S: 12st6lb C: 12st4lb G: 10st7lb BMI: 29.5 Loss: 0st2lb(1.15%)
#13
I'm not sure she did. Unfortunately the phrase I used didn't help. I sais it like that because I ahd been messing about saying I was getting my little one gassed!
 
S: 15st5lb C: 14st3lb G: 10st5lb BMI: 32.1 Loss: 1st2lb(7.44%)
#14
OMG...this just gets better and better lol!!! Xx

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Mets

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C: 11st3.5lb G: 9st0lb BMI: 27
#15
LOL!!! oh god that's sooooo funny! :D
 
S: 17st7lb C: 16st4.5lb G: 12st0lb BMI: 35.8 Loss: 1st2.5lb(6.73%)
#16
That's like something I would accidently land myself in!! I'm sure she knew you didn't mean offence though....

It is pretty funny!!
 


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