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How's this for a somewhat interesting method for any (straight) man to lose some weight??

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.
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ha ha thats funny corey, can you send him round to mine??? I could do with some exercise!


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Haha Jeannie I was thinking the same although if its a gorgeous and muscular bloke I won't be running anywhere he can catch me right there :eek::D:D:D:D:D

Okay I am off to meet the lovely Aussie man I met on Friday night.;)


Glass of wine anyone?
I love that one,

I just burst out laughing in Starbucks,

Had a few funny looks,

But it was well worth it, as been feeling a little down and concerened about the diet, and my sweetner incident.


good luck tonight Tange, Mark hope you dont think this is cheeky but why do you spend so long in Starbucks? I love Starbucks coffee, yep youve guessed it, im jealous!
:rotflmao: love it Corey

Tange hope all goes well tonight, enjoy :)
Corey just love it wish I had read it straight after my one to one.

All is not lost have a great be grin on my face, and so does the OH.;)

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