My favourite long winded joke in the world!
Right there was once this man who had everything a mansion of a house, great job, sports car, fine looking wife and beautiful children oh and plus a drive. One day when he returns from work he notices that his house is being burnt down. The man panics and rushes to save his family from the burning building. His family are safe but the man notices a little green man in the background he chases him believing that it was him who burnt his house down. The man fails to catch up with the little green man and the little green man escapes. Unfortunatly the man didn't have home insurance so he looses everything. The man and his family have to move to a smaller house with just the one sports car and no drive. His marrige has also been on the edge since the fire because he is not as rich as he was. Anyway he returns from work in just the one sports one day to notice that his house is being burnt down again he rushes to get his family out of the burning building which he manages to do. As his second home is being burnt down he again notices a little green man. He chases him and chases him but still can't catch up with him. Anyway this series of events keeps happening and happening until the man is homeless, jobless and losses his family with only a cardboard box as his home. Anyway one day while hes searching the bins for food, he finds his cardboard box on fire. At the end of the alley the man notices the little green man a says " right I have lost everything cause of this little green man and I have got nothing to loose now." So the man decides to chase the little green man and not give up chasing him. He chases him all over the country chasing and chasing him until one day he catches him. The man begins beating the little green man shouting " DID YOU BURN MY HOUSES DOWN, DID YOU BURN MY HOUSES DOWN." The little green man says " No."
I prefer the ending of "yes", but all the ones I could find were "no"