Riddle me this!

[kellymundy]

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

 

[karenO]

This Brad guy is a pretty lucky bloke isnt he? pmsl

 

[Taronga Leela]

Thats a tricky one! Was he a window cleaner? He jumped into the building? I dunno?

Where are you getting these from, they're good!

 

[kellymundy]

This Brad guy is a pretty lucky bloke isnt he? pmsl

Lol I knew someone would say that! PMSL

 

[kellymundy]

Thats a tricky one! Was he a window cleaner? He jumped into the building? I dunno?

Where are you getting these from, they're good!

Don't think it's just Brad that's luck so is Bex! LMAO
Well done girlie!

 

[Sez]

He is a window cleaner and was outside the window on his hoist!! He jumped through into the building!

 

[Sez]

He is a window cleaner and was outside the window on his hoist!! He jumped through into the building!

poop. too late!

 

[kellymundy]

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

 

[Taronga Leela]

It was daytime?

 

[kellymundy]

It was daytime?

Smartie pants! Correct!

 

[imlosingit]

I've got one, can I post it on this thread?

 

[kellymundy]

I've got one, can I post it on this thread?

Go for it

 

[Taronga Leela]

Smartie pants! Correct!

Haha did I win? Can you tell I'm trying to keep my mind off food!

 

[imlosingit]

A man gets in the lift every morning at work. He works on the 11th floor, most of the time he gets off at this floor and walks along to his office. sometimes however he gets off at floor 4, why?

 

[imlosingit]

forgot to add, he walks the flight of stairs from level 4 to 11

 

[kellymundy]

Bit of exercise so he walks up the remaining flights?

 

[imlosingit]

Nope wrong answer

 

[hopefulslimmer]

He has to get two lifts and the lift from the 4th to the 11th floor was broken so he had to use the stairs????

 

[imlosingit]

No sorry x

 

[Taronga Leela]

Because the buttons don't work?

Or he's vertically challenged and can't reach the 11th floor button?