• Upgrades have been completed! Including conversations, 😁😎🏀⚾⚽ Emojis and more.. Read more



Ridiculous Rhymes and Limerics!

magickmel

Loves VLCD's !
#3
Cool thread !:cool:

There was a young lady called Mel
Who on LL did rather well
She's addicted to shopping
and the clothes sizes aren't as whopping
and boy is she one happy gal !:D
 
#4
There was a young lady called Sonkie,
Who weighed the same as a donkey,
She wants to be slim,
So started Lipotrim,
What a great way to spend her money !
 
#5
There was a young lady called Sonkie,
Who weighed the same as a donkey,
She wants to be slim,
So started Lipotrim,
What a great way to spend her money !
ROFL :D :D
 
#6
There was a young lady called Dotty
For chocolate she used to go potty
She started CD
Lost stones - 1,2,3
And now she's become quite a hotty!!! ;)
 
#9
lol, theyre gr8!!!

Erm, not sure what will rhyme with racie tracie but ill have go..............................(in your best italian voice please!) :D


there was a girl called racie tracie,
who loveda pizza - she sure filled her facey
when her buttons dida pop
she knew that she hadda stop
swapped her deep pan for thin and crispy
 
#11
:D So what's happened to the lady Olijames
:D Gone from 'fat' to 'slimmer' and so renamed!
:D Not yet thin...she still loves choc!!!!!!
:D Though has many a new frock
:D And is ploddin wit' last stone missioning!!
 
#13
There was a young lady called Sonkie,
who had a great mate called Lucky,
we started lipotrim
as we want to be slim,
so we can each buy a bikini. :eek: :eek: :eek:

This is dedicated to my mate Sam.xx
 
#14
There was a young lady called Karen,
who married a bloke who was foreign,......(american)
she started cd,
and was shouting with glee,
she renamed the house "the warren"

Hope you dont mind mate but was dying to get one on here for you and lucky.
 

Karen

Serial Foodie!
#15
LOL thats fab. :d :D

thanks sonkie...

ok, im gonna do one later. my mum and sister have turned up so must go for a littl while. see u soon.
 
#17
If you hear your fridge calling,
and you feel that you`re failing,
come on this great site,
during the day or the night,
and together we`ll make it to the morning!
 
#18
There is a website called "minimins",
which helps everyone become slinky things,
you can post or reply, as you sit down and sigh,
together we`ll help each other THANKS MINIMINS
 


Similar threads