Ridiculous Rhymes and Limerics!

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  1. AmandaJayne

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    Just a bit of fun ...

    There was a young lady from Falkirk
    Whose previous diets didn't work
    She discovered LL
    And lost weight rather well
    So she ran off and married a Turk!


    Contributions would be appreciated ...
     
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    There was a young lady called Mel
    Who on LL did rather well
    She's addicted to shopping
    and the clothes sizes aren't as whopping
    and boy is she one happy gal !:D
     
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    wicked ... i cant think of one LOL
     
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    lol, theyre gr8!!!

    Erm, not sure what will rhyme with racie tracie but ill have go..............................(in your best italian voice please!) :D


    there was a girl called racie tracie,
    who loveda pizza - she sure filled her facey
    when her buttons dida pop
    she knew that she hadda stop
    swapped her deep pan for thin and crispy
     
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    I am SO glad I started this thread!

    I have had such a laugh reading these limericks!

    More, please!
     
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    :D So what's happened to the lady Olijames
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    :D Not yet thin...she still loves choc!!!!!!
    :D Though has many a new frock
    :D And is ploddin wit' last stone missioning!!
     
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    There was a young lady called Sonkie,
    who had a great mate called Lucky,
    we started lipotrim
    as we want to be slim,
    so we can each buy a bikini. :eek: :eek: :eek:

    This is dedicated to my mate Sam.xx
     
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    There was a young lady called Karen,
    who married a bloke who was foreign,......(american)
    she started cd,
    and was shouting with glee,
    she renamed the house "the warren"

    Hope you dont mind mate but was dying to get one on here for you and lucky.
     
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    LOL thats fab. :d :D

    thanks sonkie...

    ok, im gonna do one later. my mum and sister have turned up so must go for a littl while. see u soon.
     
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    Thanks mate they are wicked LOL
    Ive even got a little tear in my eye ! LOL
    XXX
     
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    THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN CALLED JULIE

    WHO'S DIET WAS VERY UNRULY

    SHE NEEDED A SHAKE BUT OPTED FOR CAKE

    BUT NOW SHE'S REGRETTING IT , TRULY !:sigh:
     
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