Ridiculous Rhymes and Limerics!

[AmandaJayne]

Just a bit of fun ...

There was a young lady from Falkirk
Whose previous diets didn't work
She discovered LL
And lost weight rather well
So she ran off and married a Turk!


Contributions would be appreciated ...

 

[nadhak]

there was a young lady called nadhak
who drank many a food pack!
She wanted to be slim
but got sick of the Gym
and finally she has her life back!

 

[magickmel]

Cool thread !

There was a young lady called Mel
Who on LL did rather well
She's addicted to shopping
and the clothes sizes aren't as whopping
and boy is she one happy gal !

 

[sonkie]

There was a young lady called Sonkie,
Who weighed the same as a donkey,
She wants to be slim,
So started Lipotrim,
What a great way to spend her money !

 

[MadamDotty]

There was a young lady called Sonkie,
Who weighed the same as a donkey,
She wants to be slim,
So started Lipotrim,
What a great way to spend her money !

ROFL

 

[MadamDotty]

There was a young lady called Dotty
For chocolate she used to go potty
She started CD
Lost stones - 1,2,3
And now she's become quite a hotty!!!

 

[sonkie]

There was a young lady called Dotty
For chocolate she used to go potty
She started CD
Lost stones - 1,2,3
And now she's become quite a hotty!!!

LMAO..........!

 

[xxluckyxx]

wicked ... i cant think of one LOL

 

[RacieTracie]

lol, theyre gr8!!!

Erm, not sure what will rhyme with racie tracie but ill have go..............................(in your best italian voice please!)


there was a girl called racie tracie,
who loveda pizza - she sure filled her facey
when her buttons dida pop
she knew that she hadda stop
swapped her deep pan for thin and crispy

 

[AmandaJayne]

I am SO glad I started this thread!

I have had such a laugh reading these limericks!

More, please!

 

[olijames]

So what's happened to the lady Olijames
Gone from 'fat' to 'slimmer' and so renamed!
Not yet thin...she still loves choc!!!!!!
Though has many a new frock
And is ploddin wit' last stone missioning!!

 

[sonkie]

these are good......lol

 

[sonkie]

There was a young lady called Sonkie,
who had a great mate called Lucky,
we started lipotrim
as we want to be slim,
so we can each buy a bikini.

This is dedicated to my mate Sam.xx

 

[sonkie]

There was a young lady called Karen,
who married a bloke who was foreign,......(american)
she started cd,
and was shouting with glee,
she renamed the house "the warren"

Hope you dont mind mate but was dying to get one on here for you and lucky.

 

[Karen]

LOL thats fab. :d

thanks sonkie...

ok, im gonna do one later. my mum and sister have turned up so must go for a littl while. see u soon.

 

[xxluckyxx]

Thanks mate they are wicked LOL
Ive even got a little tear in my eye ! LOL
XXX

 

[sonkie]

If you hear your fridge calling,
and you feel that you`re failing,
come on this great site,
during the day or the night,
and together we`ll make it to the morning!

 

[sonkie]

There is a website called "minimins",
which helps everyone become slinky things,
you can post or reply, as you sit down and sigh,
together we`ll help each other THANKS MINIMINS

 

[xxluckyxx]

Hi All

 

[kandy]

THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN CALLED JULIE

WHO'S DIET WAS VERY UNRULY

SHE NEEDED A SHAKE BUT OPTED FOR CAKE

BUT NOW SHE'S REGRETTING IT , TRULY !:sigh: