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Something to cheer you up

#1
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday, "I'd love to be ten again" she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:* The Death Slide* The Wall of Fear* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park.Her head was reeling and her stomach feeling upside down.

Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the cinema: the latest Disney film, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over to his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being ten again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you useless idiot"

:):)
 
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flirty40greeneyes

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#2
Oooooooooo men!! They can never get it right!!

LOL I'd be happy to be 12 ... definately size - don't want to go back to spots, braces etc etc!!!
 

katie_oxo

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#4
:rotflmao: Love it Digger :)

Cath
 

Juliakno

Taking it Day by Day
#5
Nice one:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
#6
Didn't know where that joke was going to go then!

Very good, I liked it
 
#7
LOL that made me giggle thank you:)
 


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