Something to make you laugh

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  1. VixenBuffy

    VixenBuffy Full Member

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    This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

    BREAKFAST
    1 Grapefruit
    1 slice wholemeal toast
    1 cup skimmed milk

    LUNCH
    1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
    1 cup herbal tea

    1 biscuit


    AFTERNOON TEA
    The rest of the biscuits from the packet
    1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

    DINNER
    4 bottles of wine (red or white)
    2 loaves garlic bread
    1 family size Supreme pizza
    3 chocolate bars

    LATE NIGHT SNACK
    1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

    REMEMBER :
    'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

    Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms

    Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 kgs

    IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

    Finally, here's some advice for you:

    Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......

    So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished; and, before
    leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..

    Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.














     
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  3. Saddia

    Saddia im gonna do it!

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    Thats excellent !
     
  4. mommyB

    mommyB love it

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    sounds like a typical day for me
     
  5. miss_unknown

    miss_unknown Banned

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    Thats sounds so much better than the diet that I am currently doing..lol
     
  6. Demaris

    Demaris Silver Member

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    Hehehe why isnt that good for you? Its flawless!! :D
     
  7. LovelyLauren

    LovelyLauren My husband = My hero

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    haha that made me laugh in work! sounds like an average day for me!!
     
  8. blue eyes

    blue eyes Positive and focused!

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    :) Good one. Thats my type of diet! XX
     
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