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Steve's Saturday smile

S: 17st7lb C: 10st10lb G: 10st5lb BMI: 24.2 Loss: 6st11lb(38.78%)
#1
My mate has just hired an eastern european cleaner.
it took her five hours to hoover the house.
turns out she was Slovak



Someone just posted this on my facebook page

G N
A
B

That's bang out of order!


When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
...........I Took her out with one punch. :eek:


My lady and I walked past a fancy new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible ?"she said.

Being the nice guy I am I thought "Sodit I'll treat her"
...So we walked past it again!



BBC have just announced that Gaddafi may have slipped in to Jordan?!?!?
.......Has that woman no shame?



I woke up last night to see the ghost of Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed, at first I was afraid, then I was petrified.....




These were the least offensive i could use;)
 
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S: 21st12.5lb C: 21st4lb G: 12st0lb BMI: 45.3 Loss: 0st8.5lb(2.77%)
#2
My lady and I walked past a fancy new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible ?"she said.

Being the nice guy I am I thought "Sodit I'll treat her"
...So we walked past it again!
I've been out with this guy!
 
S: 16st7lb C: 15st11lb G: 12st0lb BMI: 33.6 Loss: 0st10lb(4.33%)
#4
S: 17st7lb C: 10st10lb G: 10st5lb BMI: 24.2 Loss: 6st11lb(38.78%)
#5
News just in:

Police have been knocking at doors today warning of a cross-eyed burglar staking-out houses in the vicinity.

If you see him looking in your house, please warn the neighbours! :cool:
 


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