Steve's Saturday smile

Discussion in 'Slimming World Off Topic' started by Maximus, 10 September 2011 Social URL.

  1. Maximus

    Maximus Gold Member

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    My mate has just hired an eastern european cleaner.
    it took her five hours to hoover the house.
    turns out she was Slovak [​IMG]


    Someone just posted this on my facebook page

    G N
    A
    B

    That's bang out of order!


    When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
    ...........I Took her out with one punch. :eek:


    My lady and I walked past a fancy new restaurant last night. "Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible ?"she said.

    Being the nice guy I am I thought "Sodit I'll treat her"
    ...So we walked past it again!



    BBC have just announced that Gaddafi may have slipped in to Jordan?!?!?
    .......Has that woman no shame?



    I woke up last night to see the ghost of Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed, at first I was afraid, then I was petrified.....




    These were the least offensive i could use;)
     
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    I've been out with this guy!
     
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    I had to read that one a few times before the penny dropped:rolleyes:
     
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    Devon Dolce 1lb at a time!

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    And me!!! xxx
     
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    Maximus Gold Member

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    News just in:

    Police have been knocking at doors today warning of a cross-eyed burglar staking-out houses in the vicinity.

    If you see him looking in your house, please warn the neighbours! :cool:
     
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