*Team 50* Christmas Challenge
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anju100
Gold Member
Found this on facebook and had to share xxx
Every single week
When weigh day comes around
I go through every trick I know
To lose an extra pound
First I fetch the kitchen scales
To weigh my pants and bra
I cannot chuck my old grey kecks
They’re my lightest pair by far
I pretend to survey my wardrobe
But really every dieter knows
That even if its freezing
You must wear summer clothes
I cant have a morning cuppa
A sip of water must do
If I had my usual mug of tea
I’d gain a pound or two
As for breakfast - not a chance!
That could cause a “stay the same”
I’m sure that if that happened
It’s the porridge that’s to blame
I visit the toilet for the umpteenth time
In the hope that my scan bran buns
Although they tasted disgusting
May have given me a touch of the runs
Now it may be too much information
But surely its every dieters woe
No matter how many times one sits on the loo
Ones body refuses to go!
After I arrive at group
I have one final try
Not a drop of anything can I produce
I honestly could cry
I join the others despondently
I’m worried about how I’ve done
I remove my socks and leggings
And my cardy that must weigh a ton
I take off my bracelet and necklace
My belt and watch and broach
Finally I wipe off my lipstick
And then I’m on final approach
The moment has come as it does every week
When I find if I’ve passed or I’ve failed
On I get with a big deep breath
But then I worry that I should have exhaled!
The weigh lady looks at the pda
And then she looks at me
A great big smile lights up her face
As she tells me I’ve lost three!
Of course I’m delighted with my week
But I do feel a tiny bit blue
I’m convinced that it would have been half a stone
If I could only have gone to the loo!!!
Every single week
When weigh day comes around
I go through every trick I know
To lose an extra pound
First I fetch the kitchen scales
To weigh my pants and bra
I cannot chuck my old grey kecks
They’re my lightest pair by far
I pretend to survey my wardrobe
But really every dieter knows
That even if its freezing
You must wear summer clothes
I cant have a morning cuppa
A sip of water must do
If I had my usual mug of tea
I’d gain a pound or two
As for breakfast - not a chance!
That could cause a “stay the same”
I’m sure that if that happened
It’s the porridge that’s to blame
I visit the toilet for the umpteenth time
In the hope that my scan bran buns
Although they tasted disgusting
May have given me a touch of the runs
Now it may be too much information
But surely its every dieters woe
No matter how many times one sits on the loo
Ones body refuses to go!
After I arrive at group
I have one final try
Not a drop of anything can I produce
I honestly could cry
I join the others despondently
I’m worried about how I’ve done
I remove my socks and leggings
And my cardy that must weigh a ton
I take off my bracelet and necklace
My belt and watch and broach
Finally I wipe off my lipstick
And then I’m on final approach
The moment has come as it does every week
When I find if I’ve passed or I’ve failed
On I get with a big deep breath
But then I worry that I should have exhaled!
The weigh lady looks at the pda
And then she looks at me
A great big smile lights up her face
As she tells me I’ve lost three!
Of course I’m delighted with my week
But I do feel a tiny bit blue
I’m convinced that it would have been half a stone
If I could only have gone to the loo!!!
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WillpowerWoman
Gold Member
pratainua
Silver Member
Haven't had a chance to read back over posts but will later during nap time.
Had a weekend away with dh so was not good.
Didn't weigh in last Fri and can't now as the batteries in my scales are gone and I won't be able to get more til Thurs night so will weigh in Fris morning as usual.
Hope everyone is felling positive and motivated and good luck for the week ahead!
Had a weekend away with dh so was not good.
Didn't weigh in last Fri and can't now as the batteries in my scales are gone and I won't be able to get more til Thurs night so will weigh in Fris morning as usual.
Hope everyone is felling positive and motivated and good luck for the week ahead!
Wallywithabrolly
Full Member
Another 2lbs off for me this week....slow going at the moment but its all in the right direction. Really happy with my weight loss so far and I think I only have another 27 lbs to go before I am my lowest (didn't think I would ever get there) target.
Well done to everyone else on your losses we are having a storming summer over here!
Anju I think I have updated you and rachools too! Well done on having a great week
Jaxkar7 5 to go 45 lbs lost
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MissMiff 18.5 to go 31.5 lbs lost
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Brolly 16 to go 33lbs lost
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REV23 26.6 to go 23.4 lbs lost
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Jeew 27 to go 23 lbs lost
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WillpowerWoman 28to go 22 lbs lost
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BritneyDean29.5to go 20.5 lbs lost
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Jamesie 30.5 to go 19.5 lbs lost
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LeaE 31 to go19 lbs lost
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Marypoppins 32 to go 18 lbs lost
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Zigmaster 34 to go 16 lbs lost
Mungochubb 34 to go16 lbs lost
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Lolly26 36 to go14 lbs lost
Teri 'oasis' 36.5to go 13.5 lbs lost
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PurpleRoses 37 to go 13 lbs lost
Cans1983 37 to go 13 lbs lost
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joee 37.3 to go 12.7 lbs lost
Roziee 37.5 to go 12.5 lbs lost
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Jayde 38 to go 12 lbs lost
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mamaC 39 to go 11 lbs lost
Vick 39 to go 11lbs lost
Lass321 39.2 to go 10.8 lb lost
Candy 'Trim'39.5 to go 10.5 lbs lost
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Jules1981 40 to go 10 lbs lost
Beccus40.2 to go 9.8 lbs lost
RedBobbin 40.2 to go 9.8 lbs lost
Itoy&Suerti 40.7 to go 9.3 lbs lost
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Enlightenme2 41 to go 9 lbs lost
Kinjeet1 41 to go 9 lbs lost
Anju100 41 to go 9lbs lost
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Loonylamb 42 to go 8 lbs lost
babycake42 to go 8 lbs lost
Weddingbelle 42 to go 8 lbs lost
Dolly 42 to go 8 lbs lost
Lou42.8 to go 7.2 lbs lost
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Claire_oh 43 to go 7 lbs lost
Sparklyangel 43 to go 7 lbs lost
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Izzy 44 to go 6 lbs lost
Freyj4 44 to go6 lbs lost
Ducky1978 44 to go6lbs lost
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maggiemags 45.5 to go 4.5lbs lost
Pratainua45.8 to go 4.2 lost
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ushotmedown 47 to go 3 lbs lost
chez 47 to go 3 lbs lost
popnfresh 47 to go 3 lbs lost
BatFitch 47.4 to go 2.6 lbs lost
Tusli 47.5 to go 2.5 lbs lost
Hillie 47.5 to go 2.5 lbs lost
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Julie48 to go 2 lbs lost
Amymacable 48 to go 2lbs lost
Aaleigha 48.5 to go 1.5 lbs lost
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Linzmain50 to go 0 lbs lost
Paula79
Well done to everyone else on your losses we are having a storming summer over here!
Anju I think I have updated you and rachools too! Well done on having a great week
Jaxkar7 5 to go 45 lbs lost
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MissMiff 18.5 to go 31.5 lbs lost
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Brolly 16 to go 33lbs lost
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REV23 26.6 to go 23.4 lbs lost
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Jeew 27 to go 23 lbs lost
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WillpowerWoman 28to go 22 lbs lost
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BritneyDean29.5to go 20.5 lbs lost
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Jamesie 30.5 to go 19.5 lbs lost
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LeaE 31 to go19 lbs lost
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Marypoppins 32 to go 18 lbs lost
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Zigmaster 34 to go 16 lbs lost
Mungochubb 34 to go16 lbs lost
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Lolly26 36 to go14 lbs lost
Teri 'oasis' 36.5to go 13.5 lbs lost
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PurpleRoses 37 to go 13 lbs lost
Cans1983 37 to go 13 lbs lost
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joee 37.3 to go 12.7 lbs lost
Roziee 37.5 to go 12.5 lbs lost
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Jayde 38 to go 12 lbs lost
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mamaC 39 to go 11 lbs lost
Vick 39 to go 11lbs lost
Lass321 39.2 to go 10.8 lb lost
Candy 'Trim'39.5 to go 10.5 lbs lost
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Jules1981 40 to go 10 lbs lost
Beccus40.2 to go 9.8 lbs lost
RedBobbin 40.2 to go 9.8 lbs lost
Itoy&Suerti 40.7 to go 9.3 lbs lost
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Enlightenme2 41 to go 9 lbs lost
Kinjeet1 41 to go 9 lbs lost
Anju100 41 to go 9lbs lost
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Loonylamb 42 to go 8 lbs lost
babycake42 to go 8 lbs lost
Weddingbelle 42 to go 8 lbs lost
Dolly 42 to go 8 lbs lost
Lou42.8 to go 7.2 lbs lost
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Claire_oh 43 to go 7 lbs lost
Sparklyangel 43 to go 7 lbs lost
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Izzy 44 to go 6 lbs lost
Freyj4 44 to go6 lbs lost
Ducky1978 44 to go6lbs lost
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maggiemags 45.5 to go 4.5lbs lost
Pratainua45.8 to go 4.2 lost
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ushotmedown 47 to go 3 lbs lost
chez 47 to go 3 lbs lost
popnfresh 47 to go 3 lbs lost
BatFitch 47.4 to go 2.6 lbs lost
Tusli 47.5 to go 2.5 lbs lost
Hillie 47.5 to go 2.5 lbs lost
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Julie48 to go 2 lbs lost
Amymacable 48 to go 2lbs lost
Aaleigha 48.5 to go 1.5 lbs lost
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Linzmain50 to go 0 lbs lost
Paula79