The Ebay Song

[Hedgemag]

Sung to the Tune of Backstreet Boy's.. I Want it that way


A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay ​

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A !" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your charge keys
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
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[RachelA]

Found it on YOU_TUBE

YouTube - "Ebay" by Weird Al Yankovic

 

[Hedgemag]

Yeah it was on there...Friend sent it to me via an email...thought the word were very clever...made me smile..

 

[Mrs Depp]

I think he's brill! Has anyone heard his version of Eat It? Sun to the tune of Jacko's 'Beat It'?

 

[RachelA]

Or 'Like a surgeon' to the tune of 'Like a virgin'?

 

[Mrs Depp]

Or 'Like a surgeon' to the tune of 'Like a virgin'?

Hehe! He's so clever with words!