The Government has Issued New Guidelines for a Healthy Successful Diet

[donnajt]

They advise you to:
1.List your ten favourite foods.
2.List your five favourite drinks.
3.List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls or little trees.
4.List water.
5.Avoid 1 & 2; eat only 3; drink only 4.

 

[Cas3]

Omg think the government are trying to save their money by killing us!

 

[donnajt]

Cas its a joke!!!! lol

 

[Cas3]

I know hun x

 

[TracyGWill]

Lol. xx

 

[kirstyb393]

Lol that's good x