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The Perfect Man Should.....

Mrs Depp

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#1
Just thought I'd start this thread (inspired by Karen1972 - thanks hun!)

So, there have been a few of us talking about what type of blokes we like, what type we'd pick for the ideal partner.

I'll go first, my ideal bloke would be:

1. Above 5ft 7 tall
2. Either medium build or slightly overweight
3. He must have hair on his head but no wild styles or mullets!
4. He must NOT have a hairy back!
5. No fake tan or loads of jewellery - don't mind an earring
6. A couple of tattoos is acceptable, but no more than that
7. He must have his own home - not live with his mum!
8. He doesn't have to earn bucketloads of cash but mustn't be in debt
9. Great sense of humour is a must
10. He should love cwtches as much as I do

I'll probably think of other things but that's just for starters. :D
 
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Karen

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#2
i am so so with u on most points.

1. must be 5ft 7 to 5ft 11
2. must have green or blue eyes
3. must have dark hair
4. must have a job he enjoys
5. must have noce eyebrows...none of that uni-brow stuff going on!
6. must like fat women lol
7. must be a bit mental
8. must laugh at all my rubbish jokes and adore me...even when im in PJs with einstein hair and experiencing TOTM hormone/homicidal moments.

MEN...PLEASE APPLY WITHIN
 

Isis

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#3
* Know plenty of good jokes to make me laugh.

* Like a good debate without getting annoyed.

* Like a good curry and a few beers.

* Be able to stay awake after ### and chat to me!!:rolleyes:

* Know how to work a hoover and a washing machine.

* Not snore.

* Cook.

.....I'll be back tommorow with some more....lol:D

*
 
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Karen

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#4
oh isis....u list is much better than mine lol
 

Isis

Ancient Egypt Nut!
C: 18st3lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 39.9
#6
oh isis....u list is much better than mine lol

...but Karen, I love your no 5-8. I am definitely with you on those ones. Esp no 7 and must be a bit mental!!!!!...lol
 
#10
* Must be able to make me laugh:D

* Nice body always works for me:p

* Must be able to hold a decent conversation:rolleyes:

* Must be able to handle my psychotic 4 days a month:mad:

* Someone with similar hope & ambitions for the future:confused:

* Must be able to stand his ground with me:sigh:
 
#11
:D PMSL at you lot. so here is my C.V

1, 6ft 1ins tall
2, 14 st 5lbs, (At the moment was 17st 1 not long ago)
3, Blue eyes,
4, Tattoo on each arm.
5, GSOH, (Must have to keep chatting to you lot:eek:).
6, can cook, sew, iron, wash, fix a hoover and use it when required.
7, Decorate, mend the car, and wash it more than once a year.
8, And can switch of to you women when the painters are in :D
9, Bit of a tart sometimes.
10, Married.
 
#12
:D PMSL at you lot. so here is my C.V

1, 6ft 1ins tall
2, 14 st 5lbs, (At the moment was 17st 1 not long ago)
3, Blue eyes,
4, Tattoo on each arm.
5, GSOH, (Must have to keep chatting to you lot:eek:).
6, can cook, sew, iron, wash, fix a hoover and use it when required.
7, Decorate, mend the car, and wash it more than once a year.
8, And can switch of to you women when the painters are in :D
9, Bit of a tart sometimes.
10, Married.

Damn @ no10 lol
 
#14
* MUST NOT BE MARRIED, ENGAGED,SEEING SOMEONE OR IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP:D
 

Mini

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#16
:sign0007:
 
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Mrs Depp

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#17
Aw Mini if we could choose who we fell in love with I'd choose JD every time :D:D

Sounds like you have your ideal man in your husband, that's so lovely.:D:D:D

This is just a bit of fun because Karen1972 was having a panic attack about her date today lol.

xxxx
 

Mini

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#18
:eek: Don't tell me I have killed this thread:sad0071:

I love Johnny too:drool:

You've good taste:D
 


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