Things that are difficult to say when drunk!

[loobylou]

Just for a giggle. xxx Loobylou
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:arty0016:


1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULTTO SAY WHEN DRUNK:


1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

[Jennyonaplate]

when drunk i just find myself saying 'chips, chips, get me chips'!!!!

 

[loobylou]

I get drunk sniffing the top of a bottle of alcohol nowadays. xxx Loobylou

 

[Taz]

That list is definately true!

 

[sonban]

Lol most of them are true in my case but I don't get drunk that often any more. Saying that I got drunk the other night when I was on holiday a mixture of sun and alcohol and me equals a lot of giggling and waffling, lol. I was so embarassed the next day when my brother showed me a video on his mobile phone of me giggling and giggling and even more giggling with the odd waffling about god knows what arty0016: I'm never getting drunk again, well anytime in the near future anyway.

 

[Taz]

Ha ha you must have been very entertaining

 

[sonban]

Ha ha you must have been very entertaining

Lol I would say more like irritating.

 

[Eclipse]

Loved them all, brilliant!

 

[rainbow]

Made me chuckle thanks Looby x

 

[tenbars]

Totally agree with everything you say - unfortunately the word I find most difficult when drunk is No!!
x

 

[abigail09]

i hope all these are tried and tested. lol.