Typical bloke joke

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  1. Allan G

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    :D One night, after a couple have gone to bed, the woman suddenly realises her husband is touching her body in a most pleasurable manner. He starts by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He then runs his hands over her breasts, Then, he runs his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach and then down the other side to a point below her waist. By this time, she`s becoming aroused and she squirms a little to position herself better, Suddenly the man stops abruptly and rolls over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispers. He whispers back " I`ve found the remote" :D
     
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    ... at which she replies, "That's not the remote - I've been shopping at Ann Summers!"
     
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    :rotflmao: :clap: PMSL
     
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    Hmmm... why am I not surprised!!....:rolleyes:

    LMAO at RD:rotflmao:
     
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    RD that was such a good ending....it made that joke ....lol.
     
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    Russiandoll... that was a brilliant reply. lol.
     
  8. Allan G

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    :D Must have gone to Bridgemary school, not a proper one like Bay House, where i went, if she cant tell the difference between a remote and a toy. :D
     
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    :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
     
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    Ding-a-ling, round one to Russiandoll :giggle: :cool:
     
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    Oh contraire ... I am a Bay House girl through and through (1973 - 79 ... showing my age now!) However, it seems apparent that,whilst we BH girls know our rampant rabbits from our sony remotes, the boys have trouble identifying their hardware ;)
     
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    hee hee and another comeback from RD
     
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    Strike Two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:character00264: One more and it's a knockout Allan :D
     
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    This ex skate towner is keeping her hands firmly tied behind her back. (in regards to talking about school's and alternative nick names for school's)
     
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    Which were you Brit? Bay House, Brune Park or Bridgemary?
     
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    nick name for my old school is "bentcent"
     
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    Blimey - I've not heard of that! I need another clue :rolleyes:
     
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    Used to be called Forton Barracks:D enjoying this.
     
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    St Vincent :D
    When did you go there? Was it a college when you went or still a school? I've just finished a 1 year access course there (completed it in 2006).
     
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    I went there 84-89, It was changing in to the college in 87? Went to the college for a year, did YT and night classes then went back for another year 92.
    When i was googling for some clues i came across "St vincent singers" OMW my old music teacher/tutor Mrs Swire, she has not changed a bit.
     
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    :D Oh well at least you have a good education, i was there 78 - 83, then joined the army and emigrated north, where i stayed, i still pop down to Gosport / Pompey to visit my family and old mates:D P.s there is nothing wrong with my hardware :p :p
     
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