this is hilarious, although I have already posted my gripes can I add - I too am an xbox 360 widow, which sometimes I dont mind, I bet our OHs play xbox live together and shout with/at each other!
Unlike your OH HC my OH has a thing bout locking doors, he must check its locked 4 or 5 times a night, sometimes we can be in bed and he'll ask if he checked the doors, I tell him he did, but he STILL has to go check! And how he thinks that when I ask him to bring th hoover down stairs for me thats what I want him to do, erm hello, it would be nice if you could run it round the room! Or if he does something houseworky (which is v.v.v rare) he'll say, 'oh Ive brought the washing in for you' why does it have to be for me!? why cant you have just brought it in!
God love em xxx
I must say Im guilty of a few things mentioned though lol!