what's your favorite bad joke

[Emmaline]

A magician was driving down the road...
Then he turned into a drive way...

 

[Emmaline]

A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you".
"Sure thing" the bartender replies and asks "but what's with the big pause?"
The panda holds up his hands and says "I was born with them"

 

[mo53]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
................ a stick!

 

[Emmaline]

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

 

[WedRellies]

What do u get if u cross a bakery with a madman? .....Donuts!

 

[PrincessSparklePants]

Knock knock,
Who's there?
The interupting sheep
The int-
Baaaa!

(it's so childish but I laugh everytime!)

 

[Emmaline]

A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you".
"Sure thing" the bartender replies and asks "but what's with the big pause?"
The panda holds up his hands and says "I was born with them"

 

[PrincessSparklePants]

How do you know when milk is going to drown you? When it's past your eyes.

 

[Emmaline]

 

[Emmaline]

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A doctor?"
"And why's that?" "Because it's the only profession where you can tell women to take off their clothes and then stick their husbands with the bill."

 

[Emmaline]

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

 

[TangleTwister]

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!!

 

[Emmaline]

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!!

Good one!


Two satellites decide to get married

The wedding wasn't much but the reception was incredible!

 

[2852165]

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?


You take away their little brooms!

 

[Emmaline]

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?


Snow balls!

 

[Emmaline]

A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything

 

[Emmaline]

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans!

 

[Emmaline]

What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them?
NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww

 

[Emmaline]

Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!

 

[sandrews91]

What's brown and sticky?
-A stick.