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Witchcraft!!!!

#1
I've come to the conclusion that this diet is witchcraft.

Once a week I go and see my Wizardess and she gives me 21 magic potions which I drink. These potions fill me up so much I have no hunger but loads of energy, while I sleep the Wizardess sends goblins to my wardrobe which make my clothes bigger and puts invisible bandages round my tummy which make it smaller.

That's the only explanation I can think of.

Three stone in six weeks!!!!! Truly powers of the dark side??????????????????:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

xx
 
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clairelesley

Fairy Princess to Be
#2
Ah, your mistake there is thinking that witchcraft is a manifestation of the darkside!
Magic it may be, but it's full of lovely goodness and they're obviously good-natured helpful goblins!
Gratz on your loss :D
 

crazyjane

Unzipping the fat suit
#4
you're not wrong!
 

Kippaxmum

Back on the wagon
#5
lol - that made me chuckle :)
 
#6
wow 3stones in three weeks is amazing.. sometimes i think this diet is too good to be true... why didnt i no about CD years ago... o well, keep up the good work, you should be very proud of yourself xxx