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"Where for art thouh " Garry, never could spell, but its very disturbing to think you are pissed off with the forum.You are the champion of all champs.Hope are o.k???? I think its coz you have been on a bender and too embarrased to share.....all I can say is about bloody time!!!!!!

Omg, how wonderful.You are showing me, who's not very good at sticking to this diet how worthwhile it really is.....well done you will be a size 16 before you know it!!!!

Lillie , you must see someone about this....this is not normal for a girl of your age.I hope you have regular smears.You must have one if you are having irregular bleeding..... so make an appointment today... this is nothing to do with LT. Toni x

Ham sarnie anyone?????

couldn't stop laughing , but highly recommended.

She's back.......just seen she has posted 5 hours ago.Hope your feeling better

Anyone for a ham sarnie?????????:D

Sorry to hear this my lovely...... you'll be back soon you are addicted to this, like the rest of us mad buggars. see you soon Toni x

Well done my lovely, that's alot of weight in 4 weeks....so keep smiling you will reach your goal in no time. Toni x

Feeling sick as a dog today..... perhaps we are just coming down with something.lots of bugs about at the moment. Toni x

Dave how you doing????? hope we haven't scared you off again... Toni x ;);););)

Well done my lovely...... doing great. Toni x

Thats fab...keep going ,lovely you are doing so well Toni x

hi there

OMG, Lillie I hadn't really realised just how well you were doing in size wise. It seems only yesterday you were discussing being a size 16. You have done so well Iam really really jealous now.I am a size 8 shoe size and hate my big feet, so very encouraging to hear you have lost weight there...

sorry, I guess you have all buggared of to bed now so nighty night. Toni x

most people would love to b 5 ft 9, take a good look in the mirror lovely, your not big anymore. Toni x

filthy girl!!!!!

you are obviously not getting your usual you know what, is Dave still recovering???

He is at least 50.....

Didn't think it would b long before Gary popped up.

I always like you but come on girlie,why do you want to b a size 10?? you have to learn to like you.... you are not suddenly going to find happiness when you are a size 10, you have to live and love your life and yourself now. TONI X

Just caught up, bit slow tonight.I ,now hate the bloody lot of you,im 40 this year.(sob sob)) Toni x

Im sure you are my lovely, you've got to make the most of you fab new body. Size 12 jeans now I really do hate you!!!! Toni x

Well done my lovely boy.... great loss. I think when you eat it takes a while to catch up if you know what a mean. How long does it take to digest a meal etc its got to b a good 8-12 hours I would think. Toni X P.S Thanks for answering my question I thought perhaps you would never speak to me...

]well I'd get a rat out but my beaver stays nice and warm thanks. :eek: :eek: No more talk of beavers please, you have offended enough people today already.:D Toni x

well done my lovely, keep going Toni x

my o.h doesnt find this funny,reckons he can clean his teeth and have a wee at the same time.!!!!!!! so ive handed him the cloth and jif... Men are useless .

Brilliant.....changed my mind you are defo right for this site..LMAO

I will look forward to it !!!!!!!:D:D:D

Forgot to say welcome to the crazy world of LT Toni x

Sorry to dash off, but the hubbie and kids needed their tea..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ha,ha,hah got you good...... Sick sense of humour im afraid

Forgot to say the flapjacks are foul!!!!!!

PLEASE put down the beer....Lol are you trying to put people off,there are many on here who would kill for a pint. Hi and welcome by the way. Toni X

Enjoy!!!!!!

Oh, I do hate all you gorgeus people who find this easy...... I find it soooooooo hard. well done my lovely. Toni X

****ing flapjacks my arse, they are foul!!!!!! throw them away, along with the chicken soup. sorry about the language I just find it very theraputic (cant spell) especially as i now know it gets bleeped out. Toni x

Welcome back Colawhatever (cant remember your name) you only put 5lb back on so that will be gone in no time. I find comfort in the fact, im not the only silly buggar to keep starting and stopping.....good luck and see you around. Toni x

Hi, but to be totally frank I think this is a bit much. I am a lesbian and their's nothing wrong with my "beaver" as you put it, or my partner's . I wll be informing Mini's and hope to get you barred. You are not the sort of person we welcome on this site........ Toni x

Hi Dave the mystery man, you said you had your weigh in but didnt say what you lost after your binge????

Night , night glad you had a good day.....but Chester Zoo at your age...not very romantic then???

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Now now thats not very nice is it????

No reply therefore i am to presume to be right......lol

:p :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: you what????? I know its him.I wish he would just own up.....

you think everyone is nuts....lol Have you spoke to Dave the sandwich man yet??:D:Dits him alright !!!!!!!!

MY HUSBAND THINKS THIS IS FUNNY. ...I left the computer on and he has written this as a joke....sick sense of humour I think. So I apoligise. Toni x

My husband is a dickhead!!!!!!!!!

Trethomas is the next village up...there are not many people who have heard of it...fancy that. All the English buggers will be having a go now Toni

:D :D:DI notice you still think he's lovable then...?????

Hi im from a small village called Machen near Caerphilly. Do you know it????

Im going to start a thread on dirty words just to see what is considered rude and whats not..... Toni

:eek: sorry apparently bloody isnt a dirty word!!!!! this is the most fun ive had all week

Sorry I think its this bloody diet.......oops there it goes again Toni x

Even more convinced just look at the way you have put your name together ie DaveThomas just like DaveCatteral used to. Does anyone else agree???? .... come on ive got you this time.

How fantastic ive just noticed that if you swear it beep's it out:D:D:D lets try this out..........****,****,****.:D:D That felt great.. Toni x

Sorry ,but they just give me the ****'s !!!! of course thats what they are supposed to do. ...lol

ive lots of friends who swear by him but they are still fat....lol

:):) I hope I haven't offended you???? i was just joking if it's not then I am truly sorry but if you are, you dont have to be scared of this lot, they are a friendly bunch really.;) I find this diet very hard to get my head around and regually fall off the wagon but Im still going at it. This...

:eek::eek::eek: OMG ,!! not another Gary fan club..lol I suppose he is doing rather well :D:D:D

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Tracey happy birthday to you....." I hope you are going on a romantic meal for two to celebrate how well you have done.Show off your new gorgeus figure and enjoy.. Have a good one Toni xx

Well done chicken...you go girl Toni x

Don't you think it's him??? he makes a point of saying that this is his first post!!!! I know its him, call it a woman's intuition..... im suprised you cant see it Toni:D:D

I have to ask, now dont shout at me Dave but have you been known by any other names.???? Im a bit suspcious, how about Dave the ham sandwich man....you are him aren't you??? You are so funny,good try though..lol Toni x

Well done Lillie, you are doing so well my lovely.you must be thrilled.How do you do it ???you must be such a strong person. Not only are you slim but you must smell so much sweeter to..!!! Thinking about it when you do start to refeed your food is going to taste so much sweeter ,because doesn't...

:wave_cry:OMG. Please, please dont do that again. eat by all means but dont make yourself sick. Read what you said and get some perspective on the situation....everyone cheats, this diet is mega hard. One bowl of pasta is all we are talking about. You mustn't go down that slippery path of...

Good gracious me, well done my lovely.xx

Its good to have a goal ,but just keep going.you are doing so well . I think that when you have been overweight for a long time it takes your mind a long time to realise that your not as big as you used to be. I bet you are looking so much better already but you just dont realise it......its...

well done , you are doing so well.

he's sulking now.

Im fine thank you. getting there slowly. my son wants to talk and says im not listening cos im on the stupid chat room, and thinks this is more important....how dare he..bloody teenagers . I can cope with the 2 year old any day

Welcome to the club, if you think this is all about being on a diet you will be suprised. Sometimes,its more of a dating agency,mother's meeting,sex line or just somewhere to come and have a good giggle. Anyhow good luck, its great to have another fella on board

well done my lovely.....keep goingXX

Im just looking forward to any part of me being slimmer. I love the sunny weather but its so depressing when your fat.

You sure do!!!!

hair loss Hi Tracey,sorry about the hair loss.You have been given alot of advice but it is always best to check with your GP if it continues. It could be an underactive thyroid, I think its best to be sure.You have been doing this diet for a while and it does mess with your body, so a quick...

nighty-night sweet dreams.

Thanks Lillie, i will make more of an effort to stick to the diet and come on more frequently.I know your not a saint just much better at this than me.....of to bed now nighty night. Toni x

Lillie has he had the snip???? Is that what all the evenings in together have been about?? (Thanks for your message , i have answered by the way, or at least i think i have).....hope hes ok??

Well done you, day 2-3 is the worst so you aredoing so well. Keep going. Toni

Thanks Tracey, but im still not showing you my belly!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear, i cant believe you were in hospital for a week.Did you tell the doctors about LT? Were they very negative about it?? You must b very careful in future....i cant believe you continued on the diet with all that lovely hospital food on offer...lol

Hi Tracey thanks for asking i have been here all the time popping in now and again. I was off work for a while before because i had cut my hand but now i dont have much spare time in the day to post. I work nights so theres not many people on at 3am, only Fran. But , I have been watching you all...

Why is everyone showing their bellies ,have i missed something???? does this mean i have to get my big wobbly one out??? yuh what a thought!lol (I must update my ticker). I think that you seem to have mastered the diet so well and obviously have amazing willpower so I think anything is...

MANY MANY CONGRATULATIONS........YOU ARE A GREAT ROLE MODEL FOR LOTS OF WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CONCIEVE....lose weight and bingo a little baby.. Fantastic Toni

Some perspective please........she only ate a choclate bar!!!!!!!!!! and came straight back on again....well done you. You must listen to your body , it knows what it needs.

KETOSIS?????? I would like to say that you can eat and still b in ketosis. you will have ketones in your urine with any diet you follow.If your calorie intake is below your bodies requirements you will have ketones.... so what im saying is if you follow weight watchers,slimming world etc you...

Why are you not in bed Fran???? you need to sleep....Well done your weight loss is fantastic. Toni

Thanks .....I will have to think of something really juicy to ask now. Lol Toni

yes well done you.....thats a great loss. Toni

Perhaps Fatgirl slim is shorter than you Lillie ??? Toni

Im also a size dd and would b happy with a c cup....thats lovely to know thanks....my partner keeps moaning about me losing them. There is much more choice of nice clothes for you already.I remember being very confident as a size 14.... i was a 12 before the kids but really wouldnt want to b...

I thought so........ so from now on im going to b watching you !!!! Thanks. I cant wait to b a size 16 again...most dream of size zero...am i sad?? Can i ask have you lost your boobs??? sorry Toni

Well done your doing great.......... keep going ladylipo your doing fab.

Super......... fab loss.

I think you should defo ring the chemist....... Toni

Yes well done lillie, are you about 5 ft 7 or 8? I think you are or should say were the same sort of height and start weight as me . its very encouraging to see what can b achieved in such a short space of time. So thanks for sharing i only hope i can b like you in 10 weeks or so. Toni

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GARRY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU." you are true inspiration to us newbies.we can all only dream of doing half as well as you!!!!!Now get out there and enjoy it its your birthday for f.....ks sake.

:):):) Omg.omg.omg. You Must B Over The Moon.thanks For Sharing Thats Going To Spur Me On Even More To Keep Sticking Week 1 Out........ Brilliant

Coming on the forum, listening to all the mad buggers on here has really helped me so far.....Many Thanks:D:D:D:D

Hey stop being so hard on yourselves......well done . You have made it through the first week ,I think that in its self is a big acheivement.

IF ONLY.......men tasted of chocolate!!!!!!Mm yummie

Not awkward just human..... i think your kids forget this

Sorry just feeling sorry for myself!!!!

Well done Lulu. Shamrock 20lb in two weeks what is your secret????

Im on day three my head is banging and im freezing...

Little boys love their mummy very much.

Dont you enjoy shopping with all your weight loss? Lillie are you tall? are you in a size 16 now? you look a similar shape to myself...thats why i ask

im having problems with my 13 year old but i think if i suggested a visit to a nail bar he might hit me....it must b lovely to have a daughter you are very lucky.There are so many lovely things you can do with a girl its all football and rugby in our house....

Im looking forward to feeling my bones.....

From addiction to another.. lol (i wish)

Thanks for asking.Im finding it ok really i am so fed up with being this size that i have to do something.I have come to bed early as adviced by so many, and hoping that i get through day 3. I dont think I could do it without this forum as it takes your mind from the food.

I like to just sit and quietly read but occasionally i just cant help myself.

many thanks lillie, im on my way

and very full of ..... something in the trouser department recently. Sorry couldnt resist

hi there just checking something

just checking sorry

sorry just trying to sort out my ticker

What another man!!!!!!! fattothin will b pissed off he has been getting all the admiration from all the gorgeus slim women on here.its about time he got a bit of competition.....lol There was a bloke called Dave on here recently but I think Garry and his harem scared him off .So be warned.....

Hi Kim I know exactly how you are feeling.im day two now and cant believe im still going.I tried a month ago like you and didnt even last a day.I think some habits are very hard to break I didnt realise how much i picked at during the day.now i reach for the water.i want back yesterday for a re...

I cant believe this man is single with all these female fans.....what a lovely feeling that must b for you Garry.You look like a total different person???

I totally agree you are all doing so well.........and very entertaining!!!!!!! much better than Eastenders any day. Super.....;);););););););)

This my first day and im already struggling. I feel so light headed.The trips to the loo are not helping.All four kids are now in and all i want to do is go to bed.I have been chasing the two year old around all day.I didnt think it would b bad so soon.I have no will powerand this makes me...

stop it your killing me........

oh my god!!!!! we are right back to where we first started when Garry inspected his member this morning.....lol...ha hah:):):)

NOW YOU REALLY ARE IN TROUBLE.THESE TWO HAVE A BIT OF A REPUTATION!!!!!!!

david there is a very very big positive ...... your manhood will soon b increasing in size!!!!!!!ASk GARRY AND TRACEY AND LILLI....LOL

do you think she might b 20?????????????????????

you what????????

I just think you are all funny...........anything to stop us thinking about eating...

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!

AND YOU ARE A COCKY SO AND SO (pardon the pun):):)

i cant believe we are still talking about Garry,s thing.....and you all said that dieting doesnt increase your sex drive..........you lot are sex mad.......lol

is this the new you???? i think i prefer your usual pic .this makes you less approachable. there has been enough talk already today about your"old boy". Tracey still hasnt recovered.

Kelly im starting in the morning also. i have tried a few weeks ago but only lasted two days so could do with some help to get through the first few days.fancy budding up????? Toni

What Was The Name Of That Cream???????lol

can i ask has your sex drive increased with the diet?????? as i really hope losing some weight will bring back my libido

my oh is sex mad now .i cant imagine what he would b like if i had lost as much weight as you guys. However since hearing about willy growth i may suggest he joins me on this diet.

You lot are disgusting. poor Gary his willy must be burning......meant to say his ears

might b something to do with his ever growing willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think maybe Gary will be waiting for you

WHY , WHY , WHY????? why do we need our husbands approval?????mine always says im gorgeus and lovely even though i know im a big fat overweight pig. i think he and most men prefer us fat because of their own insecuritites. perhaps we will run off and leave them when we are slim and gorgeus. I...

Good ol Dave We can always rely on you to remind on all the lovely food we are missing out on.Glad to see you back Dave i was worried we had lost you.

PANIC OVER :):):)PANIC OVER Dave has been found in the kitchen salivating over cheese on toast!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

It must be the name ive got four kids also........ forget the t.v I find the coil more effective!!!!!!!lol

I Thought You And Him Were Best Buddies Gary

help needed where has the ham sandwich man gone????? no blogs for the last few days. Ilove watching him wind everyone up i dont think he is on a diet at all he just enjoys winding us up.. COME BACK DAVE CATTERAL

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO DAVE THE SANDWICH MAN??????/ I think he has succumb to the ham. not seen any bloggs since.Come back Dave we are missing you????

PLEASE YOU MUST TALK TO YOUR CHEMIST. THATS WHAT THEY ARE THERE FOR. ITS NOT NORMAL FOR WOMEN TO NOT HAVE THEIR PEROIDS. YOU DONT WANT TO RISK DAMAGING YOURSELF. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOUR BODY.

It is true you can "drown" your kidneys with too much water.

A GOOD HOT VINDALOO USUALLY DOES IT FOR ME !!!!!!!!!!! only joking how about some curry powder in your strawberry shake???? COULD WORK. we have all been looking for something to add to it.

Just spotted your picture Fattothin>>>>>>> Im reporting you to the Rspca!!!!!!!! Anyone for HOTDOGS???????? LOL

I seem to have made a blip ... sorry....... I WILL STOP THIS NOW BEFORE YOU GET ME THROWN OFF TONI

:):):)Sorry Fattothin she has moved on to Shornie now.(perhaps theres something in the shakes?) This is a dating forum ????? Love Cilla xxxx:):):)

Sorry Fattothin she has moved on to Shornie now.(perhaps theres something in the shakes?) This is a dating forum ????? Love Cilla xxxx

Sorry fattothin she is at it again!!!!!!!!! she has moved on to Shornie now. This is a dating agency ?? Love Cilla xxx

There you two are again side by side!!!!!!!!!!!

why not give it a go and see!!!! This is a dating agency isnt ???????????????

Ive said it before and ill say it again you should ask tracey out for a date . If she ever posts again.!!!!!!!!

Tracey and Fattothin are you both single??. Ive been watching you i think theres alot of flirting going on. I think you might have a budding romance going on. What you think??????????

Thank you Novice you made me get just a little perspective and gave me a laugh. Thanks and good luck Toni

THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH. You have all been so helpful. Good luck everyone.

Daisy your not being very helpful to David not everyone is as wonderful as you.

Hi im just wondering how much it costs on this diet for a week??? Thanks Toni:):)

Its so refreshing to hear from real honest people for a change. Im on day five and finding it so hard (harder than any diet) over the weekend really messed up big time so today was to b a good day but have just picked at the kids leftovers . This is something i would never do before. how...

many thanks Daisy .

THANKS FOR THE ADVICE TONI:):)

I cant get over the support you get on here well done everyone.Julesy must b feeling so much more . positive what ever she decides to do. I can totally see where she is coming from. I have four energetic boys and struggle to find the time to concentrate on me. This diet is so hard.......... im...

I Think Im On The Wrong Diet. Where Do You Get It From????????

To Henpom I cant believe people have so much will power. im struggling. Ive already been naughty and its only day four. Well done your doing so well-true inspiration Toni

Thanks Minilady im drinking it now. It does feel like more of a treat than boring still water. Im sure if i sniffed the red wine id have to have it ,not such a good idea Nicki. TONI

I think im on the wrong diet ????/ a stone in a week. How fab TONI

HENPORN HAVE YOU CHEATED AT ALL DURING THE 7 WEEKS. you must have??????

you must b feeling so chuffed with yourself . WHO NEEDS RED WINE TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD??????

I DONT DRINK IT ALL MYSELF...........if hes nice to me he will get a glass or two.

Have you the confidence to go to a gym??? I think weight loss has to go hand in hand with excercise. (says she who hasnt been in a gym for ten years) There a some great dvds out ,to excercise at home .The Natalie Cassidy one looks fab and straight forward. if i lose weight i will have to...

:eek::eek: Hi im only day 4 of the diet and my usual sunday afternoon bottle of red is calling me.......HELP:eek::eek::eek::eek: TONI

Thank you Daisy I see what you mean about peoples pattern of weight loss and totm is a definite factor. Dont doubt yourself your doing very well. 33lb is fab good luck tomorrow. Thanks for your advice Toni

Thanks Daisy. Can i ask you then, when you had your 2lb loss was that because you have had something you shouldnt have? hope you dont mind me asking. I find it hard to believe that it is possible to eat no food. The cambridge diet only recommends this little calorie intake on a short term...

SHAKER GIRL I have only tried the coconut one and i really couldnt stomach it. Its only my first week so im just grateful that for now i am enjoying the shakes. Maybe try peanut next week. Perhaps i could ask you a question as you have done so well on lipotrim?? during your diet did you ever...

Very sorry it might be a bit soon to count them yet TONI

Thanks Many thanks BEA How is the baby coming along? Dont forget to count your ten movements a day.:)

Could anyone help please im very new to this and was wondering what is a shaker and where can i get one? Im struggling with lumps when im out and about with no blender?:) Many thanks TONI

what is a shaker? Could anyone tell me what is a shaker and where can i get one? Im struggling with the lumps if im out and about with no blender. Many thanks. TONI ps VERY NEW TO THIS.:)

I love brocoli

HI DONT PANIC. You can do this