Blonde Logic
Yes. You can.
I missed my brothers birthday - and just realised it today! It was 2 days ago!! DOH!!
So, I had to come up with a good excuse....and here it is. Just thought I'd share for a giggle. I don;t know where it came from, I just rattled it off while killing time at work. I blame it on my genetics
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Hi Steve……
Oh my god! I am so sorry this is late. Life has been pretty crazy! I have been held hostage by 7 little dwarves and some princess with bad apples. That is why I could not wish you a Happy Birthday until just now!!! It was awful. Once I got free and found the beanstalk, a Giant named Gulliver made me go back to Munchkin land. There, I was greeted by a boy named Peter, who lived in a pumpkin patch – that’s all he ate!!! I had to be nimble, and I had to be quick and when I jumped over the moon, the cat ran away with some kid in a red hood being chased by wolves!! The wolves were distracted by a Gingerbread house in the woods, shaped like a shoe, where Old Mrs Hubbard was pickling a pack of pickled peppers!!! I was about to ask for help when Jack and Jill, their neighbours said an old Egg was rolling down the hill. Humpty I think they called him? Anyway – a crowd gathered and by the time I got through all the kings horses and all the kings men, I heard a horrible roaring voice saying “FEE FI FO FUM”…..that’s when I knew I had to get outta there, so I clicked my heels and said there’s no place like wonderland, and before I knew it, a White Rabbit was grinning at me from a tree. But the bough broke, and the rabbit came tumbling down, cradle and all. I found a lookinglass and went through it, and phew! That was CLOSE!!!!! I FINALLY got home!!!
SO thats why your card is late.
Happy Birthday Bro!!! Love ya!!
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So, I had to come up with a good excuse....and here it is. Just thought I'd share for a giggle. I don;t know where it came from, I just rattled it off while killing time at work. I blame it on my genetics
"
Hi Steve……
Oh my god! I am so sorry this is late. Life has been pretty crazy! I have been held hostage by 7 little dwarves and some princess with bad apples. That is why I could not wish you a Happy Birthday until just now!!! It was awful. Once I got free and found the beanstalk, a Giant named Gulliver made me go back to Munchkin land. There, I was greeted by a boy named Peter, who lived in a pumpkin patch – that’s all he ate!!! I had to be nimble, and I had to be quick and when I jumped over the moon, the cat ran away with some kid in a red hood being chased by wolves!! The wolves were distracted by a Gingerbread house in the woods, shaped like a shoe, where Old Mrs Hubbard was pickling a pack of pickled peppers!!! I was about to ask for help when Jack and Jill, their neighbours said an old Egg was rolling down the hill. Humpty I think they called him? Anyway – a crowd gathered and by the time I got through all the kings horses and all the kings men, I heard a horrible roaring voice saying “FEE FI FO FUM”…..that’s when I knew I had to get outta there, so I clicked my heels and said there’s no place like wonderland, and before I knew it, a White Rabbit was grinning at me from a tree. But the bough broke, and the rabbit came tumbling down, cradle and all. I found a lookinglass and went through it, and phew! That was CLOSE!!!!! I FINALLY got home!!!
SO thats why your card is late.
Happy Birthday Bro!!! Love ya!!
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