- Luckily I am a bit better at the Cambridge Diet than I am at keeping any kind of blog for a length of time
- Tesco Value jeans look about as expensive as they are
- However, while wearing them I have discovered that after all these years I do actually have an arse
- After sixty one days I still can’t make crisps
- I am the Muffin Man though
- My weekly shop doesn’t even get me one ‘Computers for Schools’ voucher
- I discovered on Sunday that just because I can fit in a rollercoaster it doesn’t mean I will enjoy it
- If one more person says “you will put it all back on when you stop” I will ram my blender down their throat
- People sitting next to you on the bus isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
- Still don’t like the look of the bloke on the left in the photos on the Cambridge packs, although he looks better in pink than he does in blue
- Cheese and broccoli remains as vile today as it always has been
Hi John, Love it and it has made laugh, although i do like the cheese and broccoli for now. I also might do some blender ramming at some point lol
Lynn