constantlydizzy
Gold Member
3 lb off & SOW for me
I'm verrrrry chuffed.
4.5 lb to go to get rid of the holiday gain
4.5 lb to go to get rid of the holiday gain
From here to Eternally Slim
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Eternalflame
Excited about the new me!
Wayyy heyyyyyyyyy CD
what a brilliant loss. Keep going hun, that last little bit will be off soon xx
Monkey_Monkey_Underpants
Not quite normal
I knew the pompoms would do it, Dizz. Go you!
constantlydizzy
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MadameLaMinx
Gold Member
I've heard some very unpleasant rumours about Jimbobs pompoms.
I wont share, this is far too pleasant a fora for such filth.
Gz on the loss CD!!
I wont share, this is far too pleasant a fora for such filth.
Gz on the loss CD!!
Monkey_Monkey_Underpants
Not quite normal
MadameLaMinx
Gold Member
I'm afraid I cannot reveal my sources.
Suffice to say there are many, all of whom still bear the physical and emotional scarring...
Suffice to say there are many, all of whom still bear the physical and emotional scarring...
Monkey_Monkey_Underpants
Not quite normal
Oh well, if they're all already scarred, I might as well carry on.
MadameLaMinx
Gold Member
Have you no remorse???
I despair of your pompoms and the carnage they have created.
Won't someone please think of the kittens?
I despair of your pompoms and the carnage they have created.
Won't someone please think of the kittens?
constantlydizzy
Gold Member
Ooooooh please dont ban the pompoms :cry: us yorkshire puddings need em....we can live with the carnage
Monkey_Monkey_Underpants
Not quite normal
Oh, I'm sorry, my misunderstanding. Yes, I know the kitten incident is out in the open. It was unfortunate, but, hey.
I thought maybe someone had disclosed the other small problem we've been having recently in the pompom department - you know, with the lizards, the teapots and the radioactive jelly -
Oops. I didn't say that. Delete post. Delete post. Security alert. Security alert.
I thought maybe someone had disclosed the other small problem we've been having recently in the pompom department - you know, with the lizards, the teapots and the radioactive jelly -
Oops. I didn't say that. Delete post. Delete post. Security alert. Security alert.
constantlydizzy
Gold Member
OOOOHHH Jimbob I had no Idea you were causing such problems supporting the northern cause :sigh: tis quite worrying - but I still say the pompoms need to stay
I had no Idea you were causing such problems supporting the northern cause :sigh: tis quite worrying - but I still say the pompoms need to stay
MadameLaMinx
Gold Member
AH HA! I KNEW IT!
I had a sneaking suspicion about the lizards and the radioactive jelly but not enough of one to openly force the issue.
BUT NOW YOU HAVE AS GOOD AS ADMITTED IT.
I should have known by the plethora of Salamander in Hoi Sin Sauce currently "on sale" in Morrisons.
I had a sneaking suspicion about the lizards and the radioactive jelly but not enough of one to openly force the issue.
BUT NOW YOU HAVE AS GOOD AS ADMITTED IT.
I should have known by the plethora of Salamander in Hoi Sin Sauce currently "on sale" in Morrisons.
Monkey_Monkey_Underpants
Not quite normal
Well that was a batch we thought was just about recoverable, at least when slathered in a highly flavoured marinade; so, with our inside contacts, we foisted them off on the most unsuspecting of supermarkets...
Oh no. I've said too much again.
But at least you don't know about the *Mouth firmly closed by authorities*
[Ms. Martin is now helping us with our enquiries, and will be detained at The Universe's Pleasure until further notice. Please direct all queries to The Planet Zarqon.]
Oh no. I've said too much again.
But at least you don't know about the *Mouth firmly closed by authorities*
[Ms. Martin is now helping us with our enquiries, and will be detained at The Universe's Pleasure until further notice. Please direct all queries to The Planet Zarqon.]
ronniejacobs
Gold Member
you are all so funnyMadameLaMinx
Gold Member
I think you'll find actually that I know all about the *Mouth firmly closed by authorities*
I happened to be passing by the dentists and heard it's squeals as they tried to force it open to sort out a problem it was having with it's wisdom teeth. At least, thats what the authorities said. I suspect it was actually having it's wisdom teeth removed so that it actually lost it's wisdom and forgot all about the secret weapon being developed by the manufacturers of Scan Bran and Dyno-Rod. Oops, did I say that out loud?
I happened to be passing by the dentists and heard it's squeals as they tried to force it open to sort out a problem it was having with it's wisdom teeth. At least, thats what the authorities said. I suspect it was actually having it's wisdom teeth removed so that it actually lost it's wisdom and forgot all about the secret weapon being developed by the manufacturers of Scan Bran and Dyno-Rod. Oops, did I say that out loud?
MadameLaMinx
Gold Member
As an addendum, does anyone think we should try and mount a rescue attempt to get Ms Martin out from her incarcaration or is she better left where she is, coz it's warm and padded and from outer space no-one can hear her scream?
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constantlydizzy
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MadameLaMinx
Gold Member
Right, this week, I have been mostly negotiating mouth ulcers and sore throats.
I can confirm, that under these circumstances, any of the following should be avoided.
1) Scan Bran
2) All Bran
3) Cereal bars in any form
4) Tomatoes
5) Citrus fruits
Ker-sting!
So, if I have a gain on Monday, its NOTHING to do with the Golden Syrup cake and Niller Ice Cream. Its a lack of superfree, mkay? And blatant constipation due to the lack of bran based products.
I can confirm, that under these circumstances, any of the following should be avoided.
1) Scan Bran
2) All Bran
3) Cereal bars in any form
4) Tomatoes
5) Citrus fruits
Ker-sting!
So, if I have a gain on Monday, its NOTHING to do with the Golden Syrup cake and Niller Ice Cream. Its a lack of superfree, mkay? And blatant constipation due to the lack of bran based products.
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