Good advice from kids

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  1. Flabbyfay

    Flabbyfay Silver Member

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    Never trust a dog to watch your food."
    -- Patrick, age 10

    "When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?'
    Don't answer."
    -- Hannah, age 9

    Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
    -- Michael, age 14

    "Stay away from prunes."
    -- Randy, age 9

    "Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
    -- Emily, age 10

    "When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
    -- Taylia, age 11

    "Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
    -- Traci, age 14

    "A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."
    -- Andrew, age 9

    "Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
    -- Kyoyo, age 11

    "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
    -- Amir, age 9

    "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
    -- Kellie, age 11

    "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
    -- Naomi, age 15

    "Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
    -- Lauren, age 9

    "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
    -- Joel, age 10

    "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
    -- Alyesha, age 13

    "Never try to baptize a cat."
    -- Eileen, age 8
     
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    Russiandoll Carpe diem

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    Love it
     
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    totally agree with not letting ur mum brush ur hair when shes angry!!
     
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    Brilliant - made me chuckle! Thanks for posting!!!!:D
    Tansyx
     
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