In the depths of my hunger I reached into the fridge and grabbed a slice of turkey to satisfy my hunger craving.
It tasted poor. It was wet and didn't taste nice, but due to the hunger I stuffed it down. The belly stopped rumbling and everythign was ok. Had a minging burp come up but it was all gravy. I walked back in the lounge to talk to my girlfriend:
Me: That turkey tastes ****
GF: What turkey?
Me: The turkey in the fridge
GF: There is no turkey in the fridge
ME: Yeh there is the one in the red pack
Gf: You mean the raw turkey that i have to cook for breakfast.
Me: Yeh that would be why it didnt taste nice.
Yep, in desperation I chugged down a raw turkey slice.
It tasted poor. It was wet and didn't taste nice, but due to the hunger I stuffed it down. The belly stopped rumbling and everythign was ok. Had a minging burp come up but it was all gravy. I walked back in the lounge to talk to my girlfriend:
Me: That turkey tastes ****
GF: What turkey?
Me: The turkey in the fridge
GF: There is no turkey in the fridge
ME: Yeh there is the one in the red pack
Gf: You mean the raw turkey that i have to cook for breakfast.
Me: Yeh that would be why it didnt taste nice.
Yep, in desperation I chugged down a raw turkey slice.