Jen's Diary - 3lb down :)

Aww hun, they just dont know what they're missing out on - blooming fools - their loss and your current schools gain!
 
:) ah thanks honey, thats so sweet! Hope youre loving the holiday as much as me, great opportunity to do nothing! lol
 
:eek: do nothing??? Just you wait til you have kiddies ... I go to work for a rest! Hope you enjoy your hols too xxx
 
thanks Jen :D you're sooper dooper. Love ya! xxx
 
I have been putting on eye lift gel everynight, i feel like I have had a face lift! this stuff is amazing!!!
Gale Hayman stuff! love it!
 
What was the squeakin?????? I can't bare the wait!!! Tell me? Zimmer needing oiled? Mice? Cat Burglar? Upstairs doing it? The suspense................... can't breathe!!! xx
 
Thought it was a mouse...turned out to be a bit of potpourri on the counter! close call!
 
Pot Pourri? What? Oh how disappointing...........and weird!

xx
 
Hi, Jennifer Watson (smilerjen).
Barack Obama (BarackObama) is now following your updates on Twitter.

seriously...I am going up in the world!
 
lol, well guess we should share the story! :) Sandy phoned me in a panic last night, she had just cleaned her kitchen and gone back in and there was a dead mouse lying on her worktop! She was useless! Screaming like a girl, obv I was no help at all as I just seemed to laugh! So Sandy being Sandy she phones the police, who arrive in their high vis jackets in a big police car to tackle this mouse....this scary dead mouse....that turns out to be a wee bit of pot pourri!
 
lol, well guess we should share the story! :) Sandy phoned me in a panic last night, she had just cleaned her kitchen and gone back in and there was a dead mouse lying on her worktop! She was useless! Screaming like a girl, obv I was no help at all as I just seemed to laugh! So Sandy being Sandy she phones the police, who arrive in their high vis jackets in a big police car to tackle this mouse....this scary dead mouse....that turns out to be a wee bit of pot pourri!

:8855:This is the funniest thing I have read for ages
 
No but seriously..............................what really happened? xx
 
OMG - I just had a flashback.

It was a Saturday night in winter and we'd not long moved into this house. My son was in his bed sleeping (only had the one at the time) and it'd been snowing. I went to the back kitchen door to look out at the night and breathe in some air and as I did I could hear a smoke alarm going off! We had friends in at the time so I summond them to see if they could hear it too or if it was just me a bit tipsy! No, they could hear it too. So then the mind starts going. Some old biddy is locked in one of the neighbours houses and there's a fire........or some couple has went out for the night and as they left the house has went up in smoke. Well I simply had to phone the fire brigade (yipee! :p) cuz I was so worried!!!

Woo Hoo - Before you know it - 2 fire engines and about 9 Fireman (musta been 4 in one and 5 in the other!) are trailing through my house (phwaor!!! - twas like Mills & Boon) and out my back garden, knee deep in snow! The trauma I felt was most disturbing and was jumping up 'n down on the spot everytime it could go un-noticed. All that testosterone!! Hubba hubba!

Turns out a neighbour had put an old smoke alarm in his shed and the cold had set it off and the stupid sod never took the battery out!

Made my Saturday night though. :8855:

That is a true story!

Ah, memories.......... xx
 
Can I point out in my girly defence I didnt phone the police as in 999 help! I phoned the local station to see if my shift were on, and one of my FRIENDS who happened to be on duty, in a big marked van came to help me lol Tell the story correctly Miss Watson

And they both agreed it DID look like a dead mouse lol And it was a BIG bit of pot pourri ;)

I prefer to think you called 999 so that's the way it will stay in my head
 
Can I point out in my girly defence I didnt phone the police as in 999 help! I phoned the local station to see if my shift were on, and one of my FRIENDS who happened to be on duty, in a big marked van came to help me lol Tell the story correctly Miss Watson

And they both agreed it DID look like a dead mouse lol And it was a BIG bit of pot pourri ;)

You a neenaw Sandy? Or you just work for them?

:)
 
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