Lets get everyone laughing as its the season to be jolly

[Isis]

Thanks guys, pmsl

Great thread NIck

Oh Mini,

I'm nearly wetting myself here!!!!

 

[Nick]

Which weight do ghosts box at?


Phantom weight.




Nick

 

[Nick]

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?


A nervous wreck.




Why did the man take a pencil to bed?



To draw the curtains.......

I'd tell you another joke about a pencil, but it hasn't any point.





Nick

 

[bettyboo]

A woman walks into a bar and says to the barman

I want a double entendre

So the bar man gave her one !

x

Bettyboo

 

[Nick]

Why did the lizard go on a diet?




It weighed too much for it's scales.



Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?




She spent the night popping out of bed.

 

[Nick]

I do have somemore to make you laugh..

Did you hear about the monster who ate bits of metal every night?



It was his staple diet.




What do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?





Milk with a kick in it.

 

[Nick]

Sad I know.

 

[sonkie]

WHATS THE DEFINITION OF BAKED BEANS ON TOAST....................?
















SKIN HEADS ON A RAFT

 

[sonkie]

WHY DID THE CRAB BLUSH









COS THE SEAWEED

 

[sonkie]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DINOSAUR WITH 1 EYE










DOYOUTHINKHESAURUS

 

[sonkie]

DOCTOR DOCTOR I FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF CURTAINS








NOW NOW ...PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER

 

[sonkie]

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND AN UMBRELLA










YOU CAN SHUT AN UMBRELLA UP !

 

[MadamDotty]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DINOSAUR WITH 1 EYE










DOYOUTHINKHESAURUS

I love this joke

 

[sonkie]

WHAT DO U GET IF U CROSS A COW WITH A JELLY









MILKSHAKE

 

[beentheredonethat]

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it???








Nothing, it just let out a little whine!!!!