Mad old Bat with Attitude
So when OH asked about breakfast, I said bacon and eggs, "assuming" he would dry fry the eggs in frylight. So when I heard whisking sounds I went into the kitchen to find him about to make scrambled eggs and the pan SWIMMING in fat!!!!!!! I soon put him right! (and he's supposed to be doing the plan with me!) So the moral of the story is, spell it out in words of one syllable!