New Guy

[Misdee]

you will have lost a load, fancy making a bet on how much you have lost?

 

[_Razorbladelove_]

im not a gambling person

 

[Misdee]

hmm

 

[Mrs Depp]

Has somebody been weighing himself and thats why he doesn't want to bet with Dee?

 

[_Razorbladelove_]

I havent weighed myself lol
The scales are in the loft cause my mum weighs herself to much lol

 

[Misdee]

i have. am very

cant hide my scales, hubby needs to weigh daily for flucuations due to fluid retention.

 

[Mrs Depp]

So what about your clothes? Are your jeans loose?

Don't want to sound pervy or anything! haha!

 

[Coley]

So what about your clothes? Are your jeans loose?

Don't want to sound pervy or anything! haha!

heeeee heeeeeeee.yeah you are!! you love it!!

 

[_Razorbladelove_]

My work trousers feel abit looser

 

[Mrs Depp]

Ooooh no! I'm old enough to be his very old mum!!

 

[Coley]

blaaaaaa!! so's Demi Moore to Ashton Kutcher!!

 

[Mrs Depp]

My work trousers feel abit looser

I'll bet you've lost at least 5lbs! If you say your work trousers feel a bit looser then it would probably take around that to make them that loose! Does that make sense?

 

[Coley]

My work trousers feel abit looser

ouuuuugh er...are you trousers falling down Marcus??:giggle:

 

[Mrs Depp]

Yeah but she's gorgeous! And I look more like one of Harry Enfield's wobbly randy old ladies!

 

[Coley]

nowt wrong with that....they have an appeal

I think Marcus mentioned he likes that sort of thing anyway.

 

[Mrs Depp]

You're making me blush now Coley! And building my hopes up!

 

[Misdee]

oh he likes older ladies.

and a good spanking lol

 

[_Razorbladelove_]

lol this has got rather random lol

 

[Coley]

random good or random bad?

 

[_Razorbladelove_]

Nothing wrong bit abit of spanking hehe