Laugh, love, live!
I ordered some new trousers for work as the ones I normally wear make me look like a sack of spuds now and keep falling down. Didn't know quite what size to order so I figured "hey lets be optimistic and drop two sizes"! Ok it was wishful thinking. I can get them on and can even do them up but the look is not a good one.........yet!!! So they are in my wardrobe and I reckon two weeks and I'll be in them..........meanwhile, anyone got any string to hold up me trousers? lol