serious help needed please

[Mets]

Crap, I'm going to make broccoli and stilton soup later. My tits are big enough as it is!

 

[LVLLM]

ill have it then Mets

 

[neilsbird09]

Can we share it Vicky??

 

[LVLLM]

deffo x

 

[neilsbird09]

We can warm it on the BBQ and eat it in the hot tub

 

[Mets]

Umm... NO! It's mine!

 

[neilsbird09]

Meany, your boobs are big enough - you said so!!!! :8855:

 

[Mets]

LOL! They are! But I've been looking forward to this soup all week! I've bought some gaffer tape to tape my boobs down and stop them from growing

 

[neilsbird09]

I could do with borrowing the gaffa tape to put mine back into position! Why does everything start going south when yoiu bhit 40? :cry:

 

[fortyandfat]

I could do with borrowing the gaffa tape to put mine back into position! Why does everything start going south when yoiu bhit 40? :cry:

dont say that. i hit 40 in march :cry:

 

[neilsbird09]

I'm warning you - it's downhill from here on in :8855: Maybe I can get my boons on the wobble plate? What do you reckon?

 

[fortyandfat]

:8855:boons?! :8855:
i wouldnt risk it. might lose your boons altogether :8855:

 

[Mets]

I could do with borrowing the gaffa tape to put mine back into position! Why does everything start going south when yoiu bhit 40? :cry:

Mine are like that anyway cos they're so big :cry: I'd love a reduction and lift

 

[neilsbird09]

Boons! OMG! what am I talking about! Better get another cup of coffee, two obviously wasn't enough

 

[Jim]

LOL LMAO.

 

[cherl889]

I like the way Jim comes back when the subject turns to boobs again! Lol.

 

[fortyandfat]

its all about the moobs. oops should say boobs :8855:

 

[fortyandfat]

i am now back in ketosis. woke up with a yuk mouth no amount of brushing will get rid of! my pee sticks have changed to the middle reading and headache, headache, headache!
so all back on track. blooming holidays!

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Well done FaF. x

 

[Jim]

Hah, the joys of boobs, sorry ketosis.