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SOS SOS!!!!

S: 19st1lb C: 11st12lb G: 11st6lb BMI: 26 Loss: 7st3lb(37.83%)
#1
HELP,
For the first time since starting CD 19 days ago i REALLY REALLY am in danger of eating a bag of handcooked crisps! :confused:
I cant even throw them away as they are in the shop (along with the sweets, chocolate and shortbread we have for sale!, although they aren't singing to me)

im full to bursting with water and im trying to distract myself but all i can think about are those bloomin' crisps

:mad: :(
Someone tell me a joke or something.....anything!
 
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DQ

Queen of the Damned
#2
What do you call a pink bit of fluff?




Fluffy!

I know it was pants but it was all I could think of!! :eek: Don't cave in honey - just think of those lbs falling off ya, and your holiday in Turkey!!
 

Kate

CDC/PT/PITA
#3
Mmm, crisps, saturated fat, cholesterol, clogged arteries, loads of salt, high blood pressure, heart disease!

yum...er...

(hope this helps)
 
S: 19st1lb C: 11st12lb G: 11st6lb BMI: 26 Loss: 7st3lb(37.83%)
#4
i know!!! but they taste so good!!! i MUST try to resist,

GOD! im having a rough day!
 
#5
Don't do it - try & visualise them covered with dog's mess, imagine the smell, or worse covered in vomit, really try & picture it, imagine the smell & your stomach turning over.

Still fancy them?
 

DQ

Queen of the Damned
#6
Definitely worked on me Madam Dotty, and I didn't want them in the first place :eek:
 
S: 19st1lb C: 11st12lb G: 11st6lb BMI: 26 Loss: 7st3lb(37.83%)
#7
mmm. not so appetising now!
i usually tell others that technique but forget to use it on myself!!!!


Dog poo crisps?....no i dont think i will thankyou!
 
#8
Hurray - result :)

Now go and have a lovely glass of water :D

(Sorry if I've put anyone off their food:eek: )
 

DQ

Queen of the Damned
#9
For some reason my brain added hair to it - dog poo with hair and crisps sticking out!!!!! :eek:
 
S: 19st1lb C: 11st12lb G: 11st6lb BMI: 26 Loss: 7st3lb(37.83%)
#12
LMAO!!!! hairy dog poo crisps! its all the rage in the top London restaurants dont you know!
Lovely! LOL
 
#13
Try putting a photo of yourself at your "biggest" in your purse. Every time your tempted to eat, just take the photo out and have a good look. It might stop you grabbing for the crisps and help you to remember why you want to lose weight. Might try it myself now i've thought of it!!

Good luck
 

Big-Pudding

Dreaming of being slim!
#14
lmao at you lot!!!!!

After just finding a ball of poo that fell out of one of the babies nappies, with hair all stuck to it-I sure dont wanna eat crisps again!!! Luckily no crisps squashed into it though lol
 
S: 19st1lb C: 11st12lb G: 11st6lb BMI: 26 Loss: 7st3lb(37.83%)
#15
LOL!!!! what have we started?!
 

DQ

Queen of the Damned
#16
lmao at you lot!!!!!

After just finding a ball of poo that fell out of one of the babies nappies, with hair all stuck to it-I sure dont wanna eat crisps again!!! Luckily no crisps squashed into it though lol
So glad I'm not the only one who has to deal with escapee poo!!! :eek: :D
 

DQ

Queen of the Damned
#18
Hello and welcome Lumba, and well done on losing a stone already! :cool:
 
#19
Thats the most disgusting thing I've ever heard......well done! I wish I had read it before I went out today and had to sit there drinking water while everyone around me was eating chips and goodies. I could have used my imagination and wouldn't have been forced fed with them!
Its an excellent idea to recomend to people. I don't think I'll be craving crisps for a while!

Chris. xx
 


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