I leave for anhour and gotta catchup again on posts !!!
Thanks Suz - yes are you all sitting comfortably -
nuns on their way to a convention...when bang - they're all killed in a car crash....
They congregate at the Pearly gates of heaven ... St Peter walks towards them and says; 'As you are no doubt aware I am St Peter and you have reached the gates of heaven; as you are ladies of the cloth I must ask you a religious question each, on answering correctly you may enter.."
He turned to the youngest/ newest subscribed Nun and said ' As you are the novice of the group I shall ask you the easiest question; what was the name of the first woman on Earth that God made?' she pondered and answered 'Eve'... 'God bless you my child' and opened the gate for her to enter, in which she did.
St Peter turned to the next Nun who had served her time well at the Nunnery ' I shall ask you a slightly harder question; what was the garden called where Adam & Eve lived?' the Sister pondered and answered 'Eden.' St Peteragain said ' God bless you my shild' holding the gate open.
He turned to the last and most senior Nun; mother Superior and asked' What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?', Mother Superior paused and answered...