The story of happyhealthy's expedition to maintain!
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Caz
Repeat Offender
Me? Noooo not at all. Hey, I just had my head not only broken but stomped on and smashed into a million smithereens. So you should all be making every effort to get me all the eye candy to watch as possible! Ok, maybe that was a slight exaggeration but I'm playing on the sympathy card for eye candy here... it'll make me feel better, honest! 
Caz
Repeat Offender
Look, no. You all have men, so you're not allowed to watch rowing. It's a rule, honest. Look it up in the rule book if you don't believe me.
1. Always have an emergency stash of chocolate
2. Never put your pants in your pocket after swimming, you will drop them... in public... in front of a fitty
3. No involved women are allowed to watch rowing, ever
4. Only those named Caroline Ellen Gray are allowed to watch said rowing
5. Rules cannot be amended, added to or be removed by anyone other than Caroline Ellen Gray
See, it's the rules...
1. Always have an emergency stash of chocolate
2. Never put your pants in your pocket after swimming, you will drop them... in public... in front of a fitty
3. No involved women are allowed to watch rowing, ever
4. Only those named Caroline Ellen Gray are allowed to watch said rowing
5. Rules cannot be amended, added to or be removed by anyone other than Caroline Ellen Gray
See, it's the rules...
Squeezyweezy
Gold Member
Well, I can't be breaking the rules now can I??? Fitty eye candy rower is all yours to drool over hun. Can you at least take some pics for me so I can daydream???
lindseydodd408
Gold Member
I'm not so sure I like the sounds of these rules... how do I appeal?!?!? x
happyhealthy
Omnomnomnom
Hahahahahaha Just pipe it down on my page "I wanna watch", "no I wanna watch", why don't I contact the manager of the Wimbledon Tennis and ask if there's any stands going spare since the tennis is now over? And you can all come with bags of Tina's shredded wheat biscuits and gawk away? No chance ladies Can I please remind you that this is for fitness purposes only I'm actually laughing my ass off at you guys!!
Anyway, just 'cos I'm so TOTALLY NOT the type of person who would post pictures of my new-found rowing partner to make anyone jealous *hehe* ....
Now ladies, if this is motivation for anyone to start rowing so they can get a nice rowing partner then I don't know what is! Hehehehe I'm so terrible! If he ever finds this there might be a bit of awkwardness in the high seas!
Can I please remind you that this is for fitness purposes only I'm actually laughing my ass off at you guys!! Anyway, just 'cos I'm so TOTALLY NOT the type of person who would post pictures of my new-found rowing partner to make anyone jealous *hehe* ....
Now ladies, if this is motivation for anyone to start rowing so they can get a nice rowing partner then I don't know what is! Hehehehe
I'm so terrible! If he ever finds this there might be a bit of awkwardness in the high seas!
Squeezyweezy
Gold Member
OMG he looks about 12!!!!! Perhaps I should wind my neck in now!!!!!
Very beautiful though, if thats not motivation Lucy, I don't know what is!!
Does he realise you have unleashed his photo on us lot!!!!!!!!
Very beautiful though, if thats not motivation Lucy, I don't know what is!!
Does he realise you have unleashed his photo on us lot!!!!!!!!
happyhealthy
Omnomnomnom
He's 22 haha! No, he doesn't know I've uploaded this photo. Imagine if he finds it, I'll be left red faced as the girl who posted "ARRGGHHH look how hot my rowing sidekick is" hehe, oh well gotta enjoy life! Talking of which, I'm outside in the garden enjoying the sun and it's starting to spit rain. LORD OF THE WEATHER please give us mere mortals just one full sunny day!
Squeezyweezy
Gold Member
Enjoy the hot, rainy, warm, drizzly, sunny day in the garden honey.
nurseberyl
Full Member
He is hot!
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happyhealthy
Omnomnomnom
It's not sad at all Fiona! In fact I do believe a recent scientific study said it was actually HEALTHY to salavate over younger men. Ok I totally made that up but it's the principle that counts. You are still young yourself Fiona! 46 is pretty much the new 16 these days Hehe bejesus I'm like a little 13 year old who has just been appointed Justin Bieber as the person who's going to sit next to her in maths for the rest of the year. I'm the sad one!
THOU MUST NOT LOOK AT THE ABS WHILE ROWING. ACCIDENTS ARE NOT PRETTY.
Ok I totally made that up but it's the principle that counts. You are still young yourself Fiona! 46 is pretty much the new 16 these days Hehe bejesus I'm like a little 13 year old who has just been appointed Justin Bieber as the person who's going to sit next to her in maths for the rest of the year. I'm the sad one!THOU MUST NOT LOOK AT THE ABS WHILE ROWING. ACCIDENTS ARE NOT PRETTY.
Squeezyweezy
Gold Member
Probably!! Thats just typical isn't it, especially when we were all gonna let you have him!!!
