Well done on the weight loss. Less well done on the choice of political party!
Talking of Tories:
"What about the rumours David Cameron smoked drugs as a schoolboy? What worries me most is that he dressed up as a schoolboy to do it, the pervert." I wish it were my quote but I stole it from Russell Brand.
Russell has become a hero of mine since I heard he only drinks WATER!!! (and like me he's a sexgod!)