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ear man i was lucky to get through the gates, theres people dieing to get in there!

and just sat on a bench enjoying the peace and quiet, when 4 blokes carried a coffin right past me! I watched very curiously as they just walked around the cemetery in circles for at least 3 hours! i thought to myself... these ****ers have lost the plot! :party0038:

www.blackcatchat.net if you fancy a giggle and some 'north eastern' humour check the forums out..has me crying sometime!

chin up and all that! ps..have you seen the size of my cock???

impressive isn't it

well thefutreisbright...if you after a bit of smut, here's a picture of my big cock!

it would look even better on my hall way carpet (see we didn't even get to the bedroom there!) beat that fattothin!

well done marra..i think your brilliant! I DONT REALLY BUT I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED NICE...ONLY JOKING MARRA WELL DONE AND TELL ME WAHT YOUR FIRST PINT TASTES LIKE

aye, i can just see it...'excuse me shop assistant can you tell me where to find g spot???'

how did it taste???

edit: and lets not even go there with PM'S eh!

well flirt away!! (and hurry up and get to 50 posts eh??)

aye i know what you mean.. i can go for hours without stopping now

your not wrong lillie!

pissing down in Sunderland

she's got a bun in the oven man:eek:

well thats you off my list then!

some of the comments are class..some are very forward too...but who are they from???? mmmmmmmmmmm i wonder??

on day 7 now and starting to feel a little bunged up here..i know theres not much going in but ive got even less coming out at the mo. Sooooooooooo im gonna have to get the kids dropped off at the pool as they say and take some laxatives. My question is..can i take any laxative??? or is there a...

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah....

here he go.... another Lt'er who likes having things put in her bum....

narrr! im git fussy me man! (pulse/own teeth/ ability to breath etc...)

can i just say i offer my 'services' for free

can you drink the tap watta in Yorkshire??

hang on hang on!! either im reading this all wrong or you lot (ftt excluded) dont mind having things put in your bums! *did someone mention a LT meet up earlier??*;););)

a fekkin suppositorie!! my arse is an exit not an entrance! you couldn't get a credit card betwen the cheeks of my bot!

i reckom martyn's been putting sugar in ya coffee!

ere man, i put chilli flakes, black pepper, and celery salt in and it still tasted like dish watta! me lips are tingling like so i must have added a chilli flake tooooooo much.

ive just tested myself...and im deffo in ketosis!

not good gonna stick to shakes me thinks!

snap! feels great eh

the chemist gave me some...for nowt... but no instructions (aye aye i nar ive go to piss on it;)) but what colour will indicate the state of ketosis im in..she said dark is good but im sure i read some where on here that clear/pink is good? which is correct? eh? eh? eh? thanks in advance:confused:

and thats 9lbs gone somewhere! gerrin!

im knackered just reading that like

congrats! ive got my first WI on wednesday and cant weight! (wait..gerrit??) lol

class..in 6 posts time ill be half way to my target!

best find a photo then!

do i get to put a picture in my avatar??

i remember getting home from school and watching the cosby show, the wonder years and roseane. great days!....oh and golden girls on a friday night when i was allowed to stay up late!

get him mortal on stella, wear a low cut top and im sure bad breath will be the last thing on his mind! hope this helps

you can remember all the words to 'the fresh prince of bel air!' you owned a pair or reebok pumps and thought they were class you remeber ant and dec as PJ and duncan! haway then what makes you feel old??

i get hungry firts thing in the morning....god i miss my brekkie!

ive just got back from a stag week in good old Tenerife but hopefully be jetting off again in September to either Lindos in Rhodes or Sharm again for some diving. where are you lot off too??

the best support i have had has deffo been of this site, to be honest im not sure if i could have done it without you lot ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

can too much be bad for you?

the 'horses handbrake' is my favourite one like

im waiting to see what thefutreisbright says *wink wink*

love the smell of a BBQ too and strangely i love the smell of new tennis balls

well usually Saturday is my fav day of the week. Lie in followed by bacon sarnies, tea, read the papers..jump in the shower then.......nothing!!! just laze about until tea time then few beers in the local, order takeaway, few more beers..then home. today im stopping in and drinking...

my choices would be: freshly cut grass summer rain on tarmac freshly baked bread whats yours?????

You pretty much on the money there mate.. An inhabitant of Sunderland. Often connected to the shipbuilding days where the Wearsiders would "mack em" (make them) before the Tynesiders would "tack em" (take them) to be fitted with engines. "We mackem and ye tackem and we talk different to...

ah thanks hun x

wahay! well i would idealy love to lose 2 stone..but really just gonna go for it until i can take no more and have the urge for steak and pepper sauce (with latice potatoes):eat:

im slavering! tell you what, when we both hit our targets ill treat you to that! (you can buy the drinks like..equal rights and all that)

ok ok.. put it this way, if you wern't on this diet what would you love for you tea tonight???

fur burger?

or lasagna

or a curry

i could murder a roast dinner with yorkshire puddings..yum yum

ola! im on day two and so far so good. I didnt go for the soup option myself but may give it a go later in the programme when im up to my eyes in shakes

deffo more for me..ah nar its bad for you but if i packed the tabs in and the drink i would self combust!

how many litres is 6 pints marra?

bliddy hell 7! best get me skates on and catch up

im on pint number 6...feel like im drowning!

ill be on day 3 tomorrow and dreading it..i just cant seem to shake the hunger!

im not in IT but i think you signature is longer than 350 characters (including your bb code) hope this helps

ahhhemmmm...Mackem please! aye ive noticed that us males are somewhat in the minority, not that im complaining like

got to be one of the first things ill be having when im back on solids.Really missing them

i hope so marra..feckin clammin here like!

do you work marra?? just seen your post count..ya fooka!

im a travel agent like

weeee yeee callin a puff like!!! lol

bliddy well hope not..im hank marvin here like!

well?

i hope i can get figures like that on my weigh ins!

i had to tell a fib or 2 to the pharmacy when i had the medical, but im hoping not drinking 20 pints+ a week (and wine at home) will help me drop a few extra pounds too. roll on first weigh in!

im only on day 2 but i havn't had the bad breath thing yet (i hope) and im really enjoying the shakes with ice. just need the will power now to carry on!

ola! im on day 2 also..and its bloody tough innit! i simply cant stop thinking about food, everywhere i look someones eating something..grrrrrrrrrrrr

thanks everyone, thats day 1 nearly over, 1 chocolate shake and 1 vanilla shake....oh and 5 pints off water! So far so good but cant stop thinking about food..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :eat::eat::eat:

right here we go, day 1, wish me luck!!!!:wave_cry: