Fame at last John!! Someone else has posted one of your lists on the official cambridge diet forum - perhaps you should consider copyrighting them in future
Thanks for asking Carolyn, not doing bad ta - sorry I haven't been posting, feel like I've run out of funny things to say! Will post a new list later today...
I've lost another 7lb this week, taking me to 2 stone in 2 weeks which I'm chuffed about! Got an extra incentive the other day - was on a busy train and about six teenage girls started taking the p*ss out of me for being pregnant!!!!
I asked them to keep the noise down as they were upsetting my unborn twins and got off the train thinking "see you in 6 months!"
Normally that would have upset me enough to run into the local chinese takeaway, but they just made me more determined to get the weight off.
Especially cos two of them could have done with some info about CD themselves...
- Don’t put boiling water in a glass blender – it breaks
- Cheese and broccoli is vile
- Rinse any cups/blenders used straightaway. Otherwise you need paint stripper to get it off
- Despite years of training, it’s easier to leave the toilet seat up permanently
- Cheese and broccoli is vile
- Move your bed into the bathroom
- Other people think you’re weird
- If you do forget to clean your blender, just breathe on it, that will remove anything
- There are actually 98 hours in the day, each made up of 400 minutes
- Don't panic if you're running out of toilet paper - the bit you have will last weeks
- When your blender breaks, don’t make a soup using a fork as a whisk
- Patience Delux is addictive
- You can’t type a long post without having to have a loo break
- Cheese and broccoli is vile
- I can do this!!!!