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Unthoughtful people!

#1
Lease feel free to add yours ..

Dear bessy mate/neighbour,

I thought it was really Unthoughful to come and sit on my couch to watch X Factor and bring with you a massive bag of liquorice all sorts and stuff your face with them. Knowing I'm diabetic and on SW. these two things may stop me eating sugar,it doesn't me still don't WANT to?! And liquorice all sorts happens to be my favourite ,so I wasn't having nice thoughts last night ;)

What's more upsetting is you seem to have only started this since I started SW, whatever!

And breathe lol x
 
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#2
Dear other half,

You go to the shop and buy chocs, cakes and biscuits that you know I won't touch (even though I would love to) and instead if eating them you eat my fat free yoghurts and leave me with none while all the other stuff is still out there!
LEAVE MY FRIKKIN YOGHURT ALONE OR ELSE I WON'T COOK YOU DINNER!!


Love from Kay

And breathe.......:)

Sent from my HTC Wildfire using MiniMins
 
#3
why watch it at your house, perhaps next week you should go to theirs after having a mushy pea curry, then you can share the effects!
 
#4
tallsarah said:
why watch it at your house, perhaps next week you should go to theirs after having a mushy pea curry, then you can share the effects!
I don't mind the coming round,my homes the 'have cup of tea home' hers is ,dont sit on my cushions or walk on my clean floor! Lol. But i don't expect have my nose rubbed in sweets hmmm.

I'm lucky no one eats my yogurts! Son pinched my velvet crips the other night ,I wasn't happy x
 
#7
Dear husband,

When it's your turn to do the housework cause I'm swamped with work, it doesn't end with shoving ONE load in the washing machine and forgetting about it.

Also, that's MY pineapple, get your greasy grubby hands off it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/end rant.

BREATHE! lol
 
#9
My BLEEP mother!!

Until I turned 40 I was underweight, not on purpose. Just the way I was.

In the past 10-12 years I have really struggled with yo-yo diets. And after going up to a size 18-20 I am now size 12. Mummy dearest has never praised my efforts. I am now 10st and my target is 8st 12lbs. Which I think is sensible. She thinks I`m already underweight.

She never said I was underweight when I weighed 7.5stone
 
#11
Dear husband

There are no laundry fairies living under our bed. Something has to happen for clothes to get from the bedeoom floor, dirty, to your draws clean. Please remember this when you ask me where your work clothes are on a SUNDAY FRIKKIN' NIGHT!!!! one day the answer will be 'wherever the hell you left them on friday night! Am i your mother? Wash your own sodding clothes!!

Further, when i am clearly sorting out said clean washing on a sunday evening to put it all away KEEP THE F&&K OUT OF MY WAY - why do you choose now to 'wander' round our flat???

You have been warned!
x
 
#12
Had to laugh at a friend last night, He was telling me how good I had done losing weight the last few weeks, We were at a party, So when I came back from the buffet with a plate full of peppers and tomatoes he said what are you playing at then turned to my wife and told her she had me under the thumb.
I pointed out I was doing this for myself and it was my choice.
Then after stuffing his face he turned around and said his fiancee had told him to loose him loose 2 stone for when they get married in a couple of years.
Refrained from telling him if he wants to loose weight he needs to do it for himself or it wont work
 
#13
Well done on your loss!

My said friend actually acknowledged today how slim I looked. To be fair she usually sees me in baggy PJ's at home. So I said I should Hope so after all my hard work! I felt like adding " that's what ibet for NOT eating a bag of liquorice " ;)
 
#14
Dear Son,
Your father has filled the cupboard with chocolate, biscuits and cakes. So GET YOUR MITTS OFF MY ALPEN LIGHTS!!! Also leaving the empty box fools no-one!
Love Mum

Dear Husband,
I really appreciate you doing all the washing and ironing. However can you refrain from moaning about doing it, because when I say i am perfectly willing and able to do my own, you say you like to do it for me to make life easier for me, it DRIVES me CRACKERS!
Also please don't start ironing in our galley like kitchen just when I start cooking.
Thanks
Yours Faithfully
Your wife xxx
 
#15
Dear Sister,

Would it kill you to comment on any of my posts about the WOTY district finals or on the photos?

I know you're not happy that I have lost weight and am now "too skinny, in your opinion" but I am happy with how I look now, so one nice "like" would work.

Regards,
Your stupidly skinny sister.
 

Tinytootz

Mini crazy cat lady
#17
Dear 'im indoors,

I have apologised profusely for breaking the bl00dy glass shelf which is supposed to sit on top of your bl00dy fish tank, which, may I point out, has no fish or water in, so why does it take pride of place in the front bedroom? Anyway, please stop reminding me about it, how you had it measures specially and sanded down like it was a piece of fine bl00dy art, and I will consider stopping pointing out that putting it on the sofa under cushions and blankets was a darn stupid idea.
And yes, I left you to change the bedding by yourself. Why? BECAUSE IT IS ONE OF YOUR ONLY WEEKLY TASKS!
And, whilst I'm at it, we have waste paper bins for a reason. Here's a hint, use them or I'll get the cat to wee in your beloved trainers.
Oh, and stop leaving open packets of biscuits around. Either eat them, or eat them. Capiche?

Lots of love xx
 
#18
Dear husband to be
Today is the first day i feel ok with myself so instead of telling me i look like i have pooed my self and my shoes look stupid how about u say i look nice for once. Just cos u have no idea what fashion is and walk around in jeans miles too big and scruffy tees doesnt mean i want.

O and for future reference if you think the shop is so **** that i did how about u do it urself. O no wait u cant cos u dont frigging work!!
 
#20
Dearest girls on minimins,I really have to let you know that you are really rubbing my nose in it when you complain about your otherhalves not doing things to your satisfaction.You need to spend a day at my squatt where Fatbellygutbucket watches me ironing and then has the nerve to inform me that he is tired and would like a cup of tea. Oh and a piece of cake or a biscuit to go with it would be nice, please LardAR3E (-knowing I am trying to loose weight and now am expected to rummage round in the goody box).Helps my willpower does it?Oh and what I have sorted out for tea?Oh come on its his day off!He needs a rest.So when I hear you complaining about the way he does jobs when mine needs surgery to prise his ar3e off the sofa, I understandably get quite jealous.Anyone fancy a swap?
 


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