Unthoughtful people!
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MissChattyBex
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Dear other half,
How nice of you to take me home to Cornwall for my dads birthday and force me to sit and watch you eat my favourite pasty followed by my favourite dessert of homemade scones and jam smeared with clotted cream. The smirk on your face while I sat there with a pot of tea was priceless, clearly. You know I love you but I'm sure you are the devil in sabotage form sometimes!
Much love,
The woman who will throttle you next time
How nice of you to take me home to Cornwall for my dads birthday and force me to sit and watch you eat my favourite pasty followed by my favourite dessert of homemade scones and jam smeared with clotted cream. The smirk on your face while I sat there with a pot of tea was priceless, clearly. You know I love you but I'm sure you are the devil in sabotage form sometimes!
Much love,
The woman who will throttle you next time
Jodieboo
Gold Member
I have one like that.. although he's usually about 3-4 hours later than what he said
LittleFlutterby
Fluffy lil flutterby :)
Ahhhh- what a good thread!!!
*ahem*
Dear Dad,
I know that you don't think I can lose weight, and you don't really want to because, god forbid, your family will struggle to find something to slag me off about...
I appreciate the bet you made with me- and yes- I will take your £100 when I get to target by my birthday- thanks muchly!
But seriously- do you have to keep putting me down every time I see you? I know idiots like yourself don't usually understand when people are insulting you- but since I get the brains from my mum, I know that you're just being a 2hat.
Oh- and really?offering me chocolates and biscuits? Do you really think i'm going to eat them? Yeah- nice try dad- get saving!
Love,
your getting-skinny- daughter
*ahem*
Dear Dad,
I know that you don't think I can lose weight, and you don't really want to because, god forbid, your family will struggle to find something to slag me off about...
I appreciate the bet you made with me- and yes- I will take your £100 when I get to target by my birthday- thanks muchly!
But seriously- do you have to keep putting me down every time I see you? I know idiots like yourself don't usually understand when people are insulting you- but since I get the brains from my mum, I know that you're just being a 2hat.
Oh- and really?offering me chocolates and biscuits? Do you really think i'm going to eat them? Yeah- nice try dad- get saving!
Love,
your getting-skinny- daughter
LittleFlutterby
Fluffy lil flutterby :)
Stitchy
Full Member
Mine turned up 2 hours later, haha. He was very apologetic and told me he should have spent the evening with me, and that he would be a better husband in the future, bless. Now to get him out of bed for a game of badminton at 9:30...
*Emsie*
Gold Member
Dear other half,
How nice of you to take me home to Cornwall for my dads birthday and force me to sit and watch you eat my favourite pasty followed by my favourite dessert of homemade scones and jam smeared with clotted cream. The smirk on your face while I sat there with a pot of tea was priceless, clearly. You know I love you but I'm sure you are the devil in sabotage form sometimes!
Much love,
The woman who will throttle you next time
Well done on your will power...re the throttling and the food!
Shirleen
Gold Member
(((hugs)))
Tinytootz
Mini crazy cat lady
Dear him indoors.
I *know* I said I didn't mind what you brought home, but in the last year, we have acquired 2 cats (my fault), 3 hamsters, 2 marine tanks, 2 tropical tanks and 16 birds, to add to the cat and tortoise. Plus you have been talking about tree frogs. And who feeds them all? Muggins here. And to top it off, we have baby birds about to hatch any day now. I am now backtracking on my original statement, no more critters.
Love me, covered in feathers, fur, and lord knows what else x
I *know* I said I didn't mind what you brought home, but in the last year, we have acquired 2 cats (my fault), 3 hamsters, 2 marine tanks, 2 tropical tanks and 16 birds, to add to the cat and tortoise. Plus you have been talking about tree frogs. And who feeds them all? Muggins here. And to top it off, we have baby birds about to hatch any day now. I am now backtracking on my original statement, no more critters.
Love me, covered in feathers, fur, and lord knows what else x
Jodieboo
Gold Member
Dear car.
Please work soon. I don't know whats wrong with you!! You've had a new coil pack and spark plugs but you're still not firing. I can't understand what else it can be! I'm really skint right now and I can't afford to take you to the car hospital. I'm trying the best I can, please just get going!!
Your lovely owner xx
Please work soon. I don't know whats wrong with you!! You've had a new coil pack and spark plugs but you're still not firing. I can't understand what else it can be! I'm really skint right now and I can't afford to take you to the car hospital. I'm trying the best I can, please just get going!!
Your lovely owner xx
speccyblue
Full Member
My bf does this, he asks what I would like from the shop on the way home from the pub and not turn up for 3 hours. I am of course worried sick that he's had an accident and he doesn't understand why I get cross!
MadameLaMinx
Gold Member
Dear anyone/anything remotely involving Christmas.
Please go away and stop reminding me that I cant do this. Every advert that comes on, every little reminder, every discussion about buying christmas presents. We have NO money, and no idea how we are going to do this. Every time you show me that I can just go buy a laptop from Argos, or a new bed from Tesco, or amazingly cheap party food from Iceland is just one more nail in my terrified coffin.
My three kids only have short lists, but even those lists are burgeoning with things that we cant afford. Why does everything have to be so expensive? Why does one single toy have to be £30 for a poxy thing in a box that wont be remembered in 5 years time? Santa has to come - and if that means we live on beans through the festive season, thats how its going to have to be - but this is just killing me.
Please go away and stop reminding me that I cant do this. Every advert that comes on, every little reminder, every discussion about buying christmas presents. We have NO money, and no idea how we are going to do this. Every time you show me that I can just go buy a laptop from Argos, or a new bed from Tesco, or amazingly cheap party food from Iceland is just one more nail in my terrified coffin.
My three kids only have short lists, but even those lists are burgeoning with things that we cant afford. Why does everything have to be so expensive? Why does one single toy have to be £30 for a poxy thing in a box that wont be remembered in 5 years time? Santa has to come - and if that means we live on beans through the festive season, thats how its going to have to be - but this is just killing me.
meadowbankles
Silver Member
Aww, big hugs. It's so hard to cope with the juggernaut that Christmas has become when you have little ones. X
HPSaucy
Will get there one day!
MadameLaMinx said:
This has made me really sad, the joy of Christmas gets overshadowed by commercialism, the thing is we know that the kids will have just as much fun playing games with parents etc but it's the other kids asking what they've got that makes it all so competitive, wishing you well and hope it doesn't stress you out too much x
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