Thank you all so much for your kind comments! I might see how long I can keep this up for if you don't mind, it takes me mind off eating!
Day 4:
- In the middle of the night someone came and moved my street to Antarctica
- If you don’t hold down the lid on the blender it will come off and spurt soup everywhere
- Chicken and mushroom is quite easy to clean off kitchen cupboards and floors
- Weather forecasters are liars. Today is the coldest day on record
- It would be easier to tell people I have run off and joined a religious cult than say I’m doing this diet
- Anyone who has scored above 17 on Patience Delux has cheated
- Four year old boys deliberately eat slowly as a form of torture
- Despite never offering to share anything before, as soon as you start the diet, they will offer you every crisp or biscuit that passes their lips
- No matter how many different temperatures you try it at, water is water
- As a treat I am going to Asda to look at how many different types of pepper they sell
- Currys, Comet and PC World do not have toilets for customer use. Even if you say it’s an emergency
Thank you all so much for your kind comments! I might see how long I can keep this up for if you don't mind, it takes me mind off eating!
Day 4:
- In the middle of the night someone came and moved my street to Antarctica
- If you don’t hold down the lid on the blender it will come off and spurt soup everywhere
- Chicken and mushroom is quite easy to clean off kitchen cupboards and floors
- Weather forecasters are liars. Today is the coldest day on record
- It would be easier to tell people I have run off and joined a religious cult than say I’m doing this diet
- Anyone who has scored above 17 on Patience Delux has cheated
- Four year old boys deliberately eat slowly as a form of torture
- Despite never offering to share anything before, as soon as you start the diet, they will offer you every crisp or biscuit that passes their lips
- No matter how many different temperatures you try it at, water is water
- As a treat I am going to Asda to look at how many different types of pepper they sell
- Currys, Comet and PC World do not have toilets for customer use. Even if you say it’s an emergency