ladyfelsham
Back to SW again
Go online baby, it's the only way 
dreams - not really atkins topic ;)
- Thread starter LVLLM
- Start date
Spinoza
Never give up
Yeah, never quite got my Luddite head around that yet Susie - maybe it's time to embrace the 21st Century - saying as this is my lucky week and all!
Had a short adjournment to the bathroom there to apply fake tan on my arms (a LOT of arm on show in this dress tomorrow night). I have a very very very bad track record with self-tanning products, spanning 20 years or more.
Thought it was best to apply it BEFORE I got the drink out for the evening. See, I do learn from my mistakes. Eventually.
Had a short adjournment to the bathroom there to apply fake tan on my arms (a LOT of arm on show in this dress tomorrow night). I have a very very very bad track record with self-tanning products, spanning 20 years or more.
Thought it was best to apply it BEFORE I got the drink out for the evening. See, I do learn from my mistakes. Eventually.
ladyfelsham
Back to SW again
Scrub your elbows first - I hear that's the key
ladyfelsham
Back to SW again
Run around waving your arms about on webcam because the heat from the camera makes it dry quicker...
Spinoza
Never give up
OK, I'm formulating a theory that as fake tan dries in, it sucks moisture from the body of the victim. I've necked a large vodka in the last twenty minutes, and still feel thirsty. Could that be true?
Might go for a second drink. Would hate to turn into a prune before I go all lovely and brown.
Might go for a second drink. Would hate to turn into a prune before I go all lovely and brown.
ladyfelsham
Back to SW again
LMFAO - classic scenes unfolding in Water's house
Think you're safe on the prune front - I did jury service once with a "strike a light" East London woman who'd lived in Spain for years. HAD she applied moisturiser she might have got close to prune-dom, but my goodness she was so leathery I couldn't help looking at her and thinking "handbag"...!
Think you're safe on the prune front - I did jury service once with a "strike a light" East London woman who'd lived in Spain for years. HAD she applied moisturiser she might have got close to prune-dom, but my goodness she was so leathery I couldn't help looking at her and thinking "handbag"...!
ditzeeblonde
Call me Linzi...
OMG there are some fab webcam moments happening tonight!!
Hows the arms? x
Hows the arms? x
Spinoza
Never give up
PMSL!
Anyway, little self-tanning update. I know you're on the edge of your seats. Having had my error in not exfoliating first pointed out by the lovely Susie (d'oh!) I decided that the better part of valour was hoiking a load of moisturiser onto my elbows and then applying a SECOND coat of fake tan. Yes, BEFORE the first one dried properly. I'm thinking that this was an absolute masterstroke, and that I am the boss of fake tan now.
Hands up who thinks this was a good idea?
Anyway, little self-tanning update. I know you're on the edge of your seats. Having had my error in not exfoliating first pointed out by the lovely Susie (d'oh!) I decided that the better part of valour was hoiking a load of moisturiser onto my elbows and then applying a SECOND coat of fake tan. Yes, BEFORE the first one dried properly. I'm thinking that this was an absolute masterstroke, and that I am the boss of fake tan now.
Hands up who thinks this was a good idea?
ditzeeblonde
Call me Linzi...
pmsl!! Ok David Dickinson moment coming up!
ditzeeblonde
Call me Linzi...
You'll match yr wee (glowing in the dark)!!
Spinoza
Never give up
Dear god, what do you think I am? No - convent education - top half only Bren.
Still sitting here frozen and half-starkers though. Not that any of you lot care.
ditzeeblonde
Call me Linzi...
Well another layer of fake tan was never gonna warm you up that much was it.... ??? xxx
