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o/t sing along with me


a new way of living!
Sing it girls! At first i was afraid, i was petrified!
When u said u had 10 inches, lord i almost died!
Bt i'd spent so many years just waitin 4 a man that long,
that i grew strong and knew that i could take u on...
But there u r,another lie,
i was ready 4 a big mac and u brought me a french fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream!
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in ur jeans!
Go on now-Go walk out the door,
dont u promise me 10 inches then only turn up wiv 4!
Werent u a prat 2 think i wouldnt find u out?
Dont u kñow we're only jokin wen we say size doesnt count?
i will survive! I wil survive!
As long as i have batteries, my sex life's goin 2 thrive!
I will always have gd sex, wiv a handful of latex!
I will survive! I wil survive hey hey ! X x
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soon to be minnie mouse
fab. sang it right through lol
funny as hell, did a little dance while singing lol


a new way of living!
lol - i sang it to OH, he laughed then looked at me, then i winked ;)

good job he has a sense of humour of else he'll get a complex!

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