rosie's Diary:- the good, bad nd downright ugly!

An eventful day so far! there I was, eating my lunch (baked beans mixed with bacon and mushrooms on 2 slices of wholemeal bread) when there was a knock at the door. I thought it was my Avon lady, but it turned out to be my son's friend who he had been out on a bike ride with. He told me that Jack had fell of his bike, hitting it on the edge of the kerb and there were 2 policemen there along with an ambulance, and it was thought that Jack had broken his leg.
I rushed upstairs to get dressed, then was in a panic what to do next as I was alone and didn't want to leave the house incase the police came to inform me of my son's accident. So, in a fit of inspiration, I rang my local police station to see if they had any details that would help me decide what to do next. The lovely w.p.c. told me to stay at home and she would try to find out the details. 3 mins later she rang back to say that he was ok, and was being brought home in the ambulance!
Jack was delivered home, with just a knocked up knee, and a huge lump on his head, with instructions to rest, and try to sleep.
It was with relief I thanked the paramedics, and the police escort.
It is now 1.5 hours later, and I think my heart has just returned to normal! Jack is prowling around the house, saying "I'm starving!" so he's nearly back to normal!
I am now about to do his lunch so will finish on here.
I will leave you with a thought of the day:- Kids are a pain in the ar*e, they fight, argue, sulk, and cause mayhem! But if there's something that threaten them, they become OUR pains in the ar*es, and we will protect them with all the ferocity of a lion protecting their cub!
 
aw so true bet you were worried sick
 
aw glad jacks a ok, was trying to read that super fast to get to the bit where i'd find out the outcome, glad he's hungry!!!! x
 
I have just spent the last hour reading through your diary and I am cheered up no end. I hope you don't mind me following you from now on!!!! :D
I am glad your son is okay and asking to be fed now!! lol!!

And I couldn't resist working it out..... I have lost 432 sausages!!!!! :8855:
 
To embarrass Jack...........

............tell him that one of his mum's diary fans sends him a get-well-soon hug :hug99:

I remember my sons at that age and how embarrassed they would be at that:d'oh: I couldn't resist.

I hope you've got over the shock of earlier.

Tina x
 
how bout this for a joke ....

9 out of 10 men prefer large boobs, the other man prefers the 9 men! x
 
Well, hello all, the old and the new! Sorry i didn't get in yesterday, but I spent a lovely day at the zoo! It was a perfect day for it, not too hot, not too cold. The animals all seemed to like the weather as they were all frolicking about and maybe there was a bit of sexual tension in the air!!!!! I think that Spring has deffo sprung as even the sparrows are making woopie!
Jack is fine after his fall, thanks for all the concern, and the only thing wrong with him is a swollen right knee and a bump on his head. I know he's ok as he insisted he went to school today, even tho' I said he could stay home! (Or maybe that's a sign that he was more injured than I thought!)
W.I. went fine tonight, my C.C. has asked me to man the S.W. shop, as the other lady gets too busy with the reg. money. So there I sat, I have my own table and chair, and I am quite happy talking to the ladies when they buy their Hi-fi bars and things!
Another 3.5lb off for me this week making a total of 2st 8.5lb in 10 weeks!
Will leave you with my joke of the day, and if, like the gorgeous rainbow, you have a brill joke, please please, pleeeeeease post them here!:-
Ten things men know about women
1) They have a f*nny
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10) oh, and boobs as well!
 
Another day, another diary entry! Emski you will be proud to know it's now 10:43am and I am still in my nightie! As I am losing weight my shortie nightie is becoming longer, and I noticed today that my bath sheet tucks around me all the way now, and doesn't gape at the bottom, exposing all my bits!
I am off later to my fav restaurant, a burger bar called Zaks, with my brother who is treating me to lunch. I will have a lovely burger in a bun, with curly fries, and will enjoy it immensly.
I have catered for the syns, and will be lowering my daily syn total to compensate.
When I logged on to the diary page I noticed that my diary has been read by 1,218 people, and was wondering if I should include more details of what I eat/drink? I don't want to, but think it may help some people. Maybe I should start a food diary as well. I think of this diary as almost a 'phone call, letting you know all my news, good or bad, and for passing on little gems of wisdom (!).
Maybe you can let me know what you think?
Anyway, got to go and get ready now, I don't think the restaurant will approve of me turning up in me nightie!
Will leave you all with a poem:-
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
10,000 volts shot up it's ar*e,
And turned it's wool to nylon!
 
I think your diary is ace hun, do whatever you like with it as its yours, don't change is tooo much though as it makes me laugh x
 
I am sitting in bed writing this as I am wounded!!!! I spent 4 hours in my local hospital this afternoon, as I did a really stupid thing today!
When I got home from work I decided to get out into the back garden and do some pruning. My garden is really big, and 3 sides are comprised of trees and bushes. They are in desparate need of a good trim and as it was quite warm and sunny it seemed like an ideal time to do it. So I go to the shed to get out the clippers, and as I opened up the door an ENORMOUS spider decided to jump on me! Well I stepped back to try to avoid it, tripped over the edge of the path, flung myself forward to prevent going bum over bosom, and hit my head on the edge of the shed door! This resulted in a lovely cut on my forehead, with lashing of blood. The cut is about 2 inches long and luckily on my hairline. After staggering back indoors, leaving a trail of blood that a crime scene would be proud of, I covered the wound with kitchen towel, and a bag of frozen peas!
But the blood would not stop flowing, and as soon as Jack was home from schoolI asked my neighbour if she would mind taking me to the hosp. After a long, long wait I saw a doctor, and am now the proud owner of 11 stitches! Which, may I say, are itching like mad!
Jack is impressed, tho' and kindly told me he would have stuck it up with superglue if I had asked, thus saving us a trip to the hosp!
A change today, as I am going to leave you with a "saying" of the day:- I'm NOT fat, Nature just overdid a great thing!!
 
ouch - that sounds awful, were you brave?! hope you've not got too much of a headache today hun xxx
 
Thanx for your concern, rainbow! I just have a bump on me head, and itchy stitches!
It's a bitter-sweet day for me today, as it's my Mums birthday, so I went and put some flowers on her grave this morning. Just a bunch of daffs, as she always insisted she didn't want flowers as it's a waste of money! I spent a little while there, had a cry, and a good talk to her about things.
Then I came home and had lunch, and got a phone call off my daughter, have I mentioned her before? She's 26, lives with her boyfriend, and has a little 6 yr old girl called Lauren, so I am a grandmum!
Unfortunately she lives in Wales so I only see her on haydays, and holidays. But she did tell me she's now expecting again! This time it's going to be a boy and he's due on 4th August, which is also her birthday! This cheered me up no end, until my son came home from school with the news that he's got nits! so as I type this I have got nit lotion on my hair, dripping slowly down my neck! And it absolutely stinks........
I was beginning to feel better, but them I wtchd that prog on BBC1 about Wendy Richard and her fight with Cancer and that brought me right back down, as I recalled mums cancer fight.
So it's def. been a day of ups and downs!
Any way will leave you with a pop quiz today, just to keep you on your toes:-
Who sang about a "Rebel rebel?"
Who "Got it on milk and alcohol?"
And finally, what profession was Sally Smpson's father?
 
Aww congratulations to your Daughter, that is great news. Hope the nits are all gone now xxx
 
I always live in fear of getting nits (being a teacher I guess its a hazard of the job) although ive never had them (well not as a grown up) do you know that apparently they dont recommend nit lotion unless its a particularly bad case? and if its only your son that has them (and not you) you def dont need to apply the lotion. this is what we reccomend
Look for lice or nits by using a fine-tooth comb after washing the hair. Always check the whole family.
There are several ways to treat head lice. After washing the hair, apply lots of conditioner and comb it thoroughly with a fine-toothed comb - the lice and nits will be caught on the comb. (Rinse the comb in a basin of water to see them easily) You will have to repeat this for several days to catch all the lice and nits, and comb your child's hair daily to check for lice afterwards.

ON a lighter note - Congratulations to your daughter and you xxx
 
Congrats but Im scratching my head at the nits :(
 
you cant beat a bit of good nit advice lou! im also an expert on impetigo, ring worm, chicken pox etc etc! any manky child like illness Im your man! x
 
Oh god Impetigo is a pain in the rear end!
 
Thanx for the advise, Rainow! I have had the little critters in the past when my girl was at school, and they're a nightmare! I always remember one day when I was in the Post Office queue and the lady in front of me had so many her hair was moving!
It was my long shift at work today, and I was amazed to serve the man who won (?) Big Brother last year (?). He was the coloured man called Brian if any of you remember him. He is a lovely man with a wicked sense of humour, and we stood chatting for about 15mins, while he was waiting for a train to arrive. The other week I served Bryan Gunn, the manager of Norwich City! Now that was an honour!
And we even had Stephen Fry in one week, but I didn't serve him. I'm not star-struck, promise! :eek:
I'm going in the city to have my hair cut tomorrow. I usually do it this time of year, when it's starting to get a bit warmer, then I let it grow for the winter again. I don't know how to have it cut so will prob let the prof. decide. So long as I don't come out with a short back and sides, i'll be happy!
Am off now to read all the posts, will leave you with a joke of the day:- Why do deep-sea divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they'd smack their faces on the deck!
 
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