Unthoughtful people!

Dear bloke at the harvester who looked about 16.

Stop staring at me, yes I'm fat but it's a bowl of SALAD for god sake!

Or maybe he was staring at my snazzy new hair cut?!

Lots of love,
Justin Bieber look-a-like!
 
Dearest greatest Dad in the world,
Yes I am allowed to eat this, yes it does look like a lot, yes I can have all 6 of these cheese triangles, yes Dad, it's a green day so I can have all this pasta, also the quark with options is too allowed. Because you've made me feel a little guilty about the size of my dinner, I'm going to eat your bar of dairy milk in the fridge because guess what? That's allowed too!

You want what I've got don't you? I've told you 100 times, I'll put you on the plan with me but apparently it can't possibly work with "all that" I'm eating so you just stick to your bacon, chips and beans. P.s. I got into my old size 12 trousers today for the first time in 18 months so nerrrrr.

Loooove you,
Hels
 
Dear darling hubbie,
Yes i do actually mind when i have worked all day, starving hungry and just wanting to get home, that you text me to ask if i could get you a bar of chocolate:sigh:
To be honest i also mind when you text me when im at slimming world meeting asking me to get you chocolate on my way home. Worst of all i mind you eating it infront of me and leaving the wrappers stuffed down the side of the chair.
And while we are at it there are so many things for you and the children to eat in the cupboards, leave my bloody alpen lights alone:cry::cry:
love you xx
 
Let me vent this what happened last Thursday to my wife, Copied this off the post I wrote on Mcdonalds wall on facebook (I try avoid McDonalds where I can anyway but this is even more reason to now)

Just incase your thinking of visiting the nice McDonlads featured on the recent add (Huddersfield town centre branch).

I warn you to be careful my 8 month pregnant wife was threatened by gentleman who has brain damage who drinks in there, When I say threatened I mean he picked a chair up and tried to throw it her, Luckily the manager and a customer stopped him, But the after care by the manager was rubbish, The response from Mcdonalds head office rubbish, No word from the franchise owner yet.
Apparently nowt can be done about the bloke who threatened her as he aint mentally well (we were told by a PCSO), But why allow him to drink in there when he dangerous!
The manager then did not lift a finger to help my pregnant wife move tables and a customer had to.

Awful treatment which has now put my wife off Mcdonalds

This is something that is not shown in the add!

This is awful hope your wife is ok. I'm surprised to hear that nothing can be done despite the mans illness! Wouldn't have thought drinking would have been allowed by anybody in a Mcdonalds let alone threatening behaviour!
 
Dear scales

I have worked very hard this week, even though I have been on my mini hols and there was LOTS of temptation, so I would appreciate it very much if you show me a loss tonight, even though im a day early weighing in because of shifts. If it could be a couple of pounds that would be fab. Dont make me angry now.......
 
Dear self

After surviving on about 4 hours sleep each night for the last month and a bit I REALLY would like to get a decent night's sleep... please?

I know that everything still seems strange, being on your own and in a new place and that emotions are still all over the place but please, I really do need a decent night's sleep, I seriously can't go on like this.

Yours
Exhausted.
 
Dear self

After surviving on about 4 hours sleep each night for the last month and a bit I REALLY would like to get a decent night's sleep... please?

I know that everything still seems strange, being on your own and in a new place and that emotions are still all over the place but please, I really do need a decent night's sleep, I seriously can't go on like this.

Yours
Exhausted.

Hope your sleep settles down for you soon x
 
Dear Marks & Sparks,

While I understand that many people have something called self-restraint, I have yet to develop this wondrous trait. Every time you show one of your food porn adverts my halo threatens to slip and choke me. Please address the frequency with which you show said adverts as a matter of urgency.

Yours truly :)


love this!!! so true haha food porn.. funny x
 
Dear low life scum bag who stole my brothers van today.
My brother is a hard working man devoted to his family, a husband and father of 2. You didnt just steal his means of transport you stole his livelyhood, his business, you have taken special tools for his trade that costs thousands of pounds and can not be easily replaced you wouldnt have a clue how hard he worked to get them in the first place, he is a man who gets off his arse and works from 5 am and often not getting home till 10pm, he is decent and honest unlike you... who do you think you are, seeing what you want and just taking it without a second thought, i believe in karma and i hope you get what you deserve by what ever means.
Right now i am soooo angry

And breath

breath

thieving scum!!! this happened to my husband a few years ago, totally devastating luckily we had a clause in our home insurance which covered the contents of the van and he managed to claim the money back to replace all his tools but then the insurance premium went up! I hope what goes around comes around x
 
Yes, it is DD thanks. I still have no idea what it was, but he rang to say he was on his way home, it was fine, whatever "it" was, and would go away in a couple of days. So most likely something he could have gone to the GP with, had he allowed me the decency of an opinion. Has since.come home, had some tea and disappeared upstairs to do what he does best.


hope your ok and hope your son is too xx
 
I know there have been a few posts like this but mine will be short and sweet.....

Dear Supervisor (and only other member of my team in our own very little office),

Either tell me what the frigging hell is your issue or get the f over it! 2 days of being ignored and only having grunts for responses if I asked work related questions is not on. I, unfortunately, have to spend a lot of my week sitting opposite you and to see you having a face like a smacked arse does not make it any easier.

From your miffed (and completely p-d off) colleague.
 
Dear loving boyfriend,

I was upset last night when you grabbed my belly and told me that there was about 1 stone of weight there. I do realise I have a fat belly but it's so much smaller than it used to be and so is the rest of me by the way! Thanks for digging out that video and showing me how awful I used to look.

I got upset when you said to me that I wasn't going to get down to 9 stone (I'm 5 foot 10 and quite broad!) because I didn't have the will power to. I feel that 11 stone is a good goal and I would like people to stop telling me what weight I should be (that goes for you too, Mum!).

Why did you get cross when I got upset??

Any by the way, I'm less than a stone heavier than you now, so by Xmas I will be lighter than you and you will have nothing to gloat about then.

Yes, I can eat this and that and everything else I put in my mouth as it has been accounted for.

I'm glad that me eating half your takeaway pizza the other week has now put you off bringing takeaway into the house again :)

I only love you because you make a fab SW goulash.

Yours,

Wobbly belly
 
speccyblue my OH wouldnt do that out of pure fear of what the repurcussions would be!! he needs a serious telling off xxxx
 
Dear loving boyfriend,

I was upset last night when you grabbed my belly and told me that there was about 1 stone of weight there. I do realise I have a fat belly but it's so much smaller than it used to be and so is the rest of me by the way! Thanks for digging out that video and showing me how awful I used to look.

I got upset when you said to me that I wasn't going to get down to 9 stone (I'm 5 foot 10 and quite broad!) because I didn't have the will power to. I feel that 11 stone is a good goal and I would like people to stop telling me what weight I should be (that goes for you too, Mum!).

Why did you get cross when I got upset??

Any by the way, I'm less than a stone heavier than you now, so by Xmas I will be lighter than you and you will have nothing to gloat about then.

Yes, I can eat this and that and everything else I put in my mouth as it has been accounted for.

I'm glad that me eating half your takeaway pizza the other week has now put you off bringing takeaway into the house again :)

I only love you because you make a fab SW goulash.

Yours,

Wobbly belly

So gutted for you speccyblue, I have similar problems - not with my OH, but with my mum. She loves to remind me how overweight I am and also seems to enjoy getting my old pictures out. You set your goal for whatever you like hun! It's difficult when your tall to know what to set as a target weight, but like me I'm sure you will know when you get there. Best of luck with your weight loss and give me a shout if you want a hand giving him a slap!! ;)
 
Dear loving boyfriend,

I was upset last night when you grabbed my belly and told me that there was about 1 stone of weight there. I do realise I have a fat belly but it's so much smaller than it used to be and so is the rest of me by the way! Thanks for digging out that video and showing me how awful I used to look.

I got upset when you said to me that I wasn't going to get down to 9 stone (I'm 5 foot 10 and quite broad!) because I didn't have the will power to. I feel that 11 stone is a good goal and I would like people to stop telling me what weight I should be (that goes for you too, Mum!).

Why did you get cross when I got upset??

Any by the way, I'm less than a stone heavier than you now, so by Xmas I will be lighter than you and you will have nothing to gloat about then.

Yes, I can eat this and that and everything else I put in my mouth as it has been accounted for.

I'm glad that me eating half your takeaway pizza the other week has now put you off bringing takeaway into the house again :)

I only love you because you make a fab SW goulash.

Yours,

Wobbly belly

You can learn to make goulash hunny. Get him sorted or get him gone. Thats an appalling way to treat you. He should be ashamed.:bighug:
 
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